(Noun)- from the Bavarian German: Der Lümpenpoopenschittenhauser (plural Die Lümpenpoopenschittenhausen).
An axiomatic expression derived from the German “Lümpenpoopen” and “Schittenhauser.”
Lümpenpoopen translates into English as “lumpy poop” and refers to a large shit that piles upon itself into a small mound within the toilet, often with a softer (though not quite diarrhoea-like) consistency. A Lümpenpoopen can be made in many different environments, but often results from a combination of Taco Bell, Indian, and Pretzel Beer Cheese.
The Schittenhauser refers to a toilet used for the express purpose of “taking a shit.” In German culture, to merely urinate in a Schittenhauser is culturally frowned upon, with many medieval legends claiming that failure to shit in a Schittenhauser will lead to 12 years of poor luck and famine.
A Lümpenpoopenschittenhauser is therefore a Schittenhauser designed for the more specific purpose of Lümpenpoopen.
An axiomatic expression derived from the German “Lümpenpoopen” and “Schittenhauser.”
Lümpenpoopen translates into English as “lumpy poop” and refers to a large shit that piles upon itself into a small mound within the toilet, often with a softer (though not quite diarrhoea-like) consistency. A Lümpenpoopen can be made in many different environments, but often results from a combination of Taco Bell, Indian, and Pretzel Beer Cheese.
The Schittenhauser refers to a toilet used for the express purpose of “taking a shit.” In German culture, to merely urinate in a Schittenhauser is culturally frowned upon, with many medieval legends claiming that failure to shit in a Schittenhauser will lead to 12 years of poor luck and famine.
A Lümpenpoopenschittenhauser is therefore a Schittenhauser designed for the more specific purpose of Lümpenpoopen.
1. “Ich habe letzte nacht vier donnerkebaben gegessen— Ich muss machen ein massiv Scheiße königlich in der LÜMPENPOOPENSCHITTENHAUSER!”
2. “I ate so much fucking Beer Cheese… I’m gonna fart and shit everywhere. I need to get to a genuine Lümpenpoopenschittenhauser ASAP and cum and shit a lump everywhere.”
2. “I ate so much fucking Beer Cheese… I’m gonna fart and shit everywhere. I need to get to a genuine Lümpenpoopenschittenhauser ASAP and cum and shit a lump everywhere.”
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