kills ya

When something kind of sucks. Short for "It kills ya"

Person A - "Do you have any more annual leave left?"

Person B -"No.."

Person A - "Kills ya"

by snailsoda January 22, 2020

poke and kill

When the vaccine distributor gives you a not dead version of a vaccine and it gets you sick

"Dude, I got a flu shot yesterday and I totally got a poke and kill"

by Coco Standley January 29, 2021

Top Kill

The term used when you've taken a crap and it clogs the toilet completely. Thus allowing now water down until the blockage is removed.

I had too much cheese pizza yesterday. I top killed the hallway bathroom. We better call a plumber.

by mark1965 August 13, 2010

Snape Kill

To kill someone you don’t want to in order to prove your loyalty to your dark overlord.

Kylo Ren Snape Killed Han Solo.

by GTLive151515 November 17, 2019

Review to a kill

When the marketing department of a company decides to surreptitiously post a glowing review on a review section online to increase the star rating of their business. The term is only applicable when key phrases and management speak are used in the prose to highlight it wasn't written by a person in the real world and makes it glaringly obvious it is a desperate attempt to curry favour. More often than not this will be diametrically opposed to all the other reviews which have been ultra critical

Have you seen that one positive review of Love Actually
Yes it is the only one on there. This is blatantly written by Richard Curtis for the decade anniversary. No one will see through that
Yes what a review to a kill

by wilbur smith February 16, 2013

stack kill

A kill that happened in a crowd during a game of Among Us.

It was a stack kill, the body was right in front of us when we were finished fixing the lights.

by anonymous May 11, 2021

Kill yourself

:D

Kill yourself is mean u want to die

Xavier: hey-
Pocky: Ugh what do u want Xavier
Xavier: i just want to say hey
Pocky: well i hate you i used u and i hope u kill yourself
Xavier: ...
Pocky: ur such a crybaby
Xavier pov: im going to kill Myself...
Pocky: Crybaby HAHAHAHHA

by Xavier innit ^^ October 28, 2021