Japanese Kamikaze Flicker Gooning

The act of flicker gooning while reciting the famous Japanese nursery rhyme "Linguan Guli Guli" and drinking stillwater (dos uno) while beating yo shit at 350-450 miles per hour (the speed of a world war 2 fighter plane). As a gooner achieves these speeds of flicker gooning they begin to strip their penits raw just as a fighter jet after being shot in battle. These speeds of masturbation propel the gooner backwards at extreme speeds. Once the gooner reaches climax their body will already be smashed into a nearby surface. Thus the gooner will achieve maximum pleasure through the release of chemicals in the brain achieved upon death. The Kamikaze gooner achieves full transmutation of the spirit and lives for ever with the souls of deceased world war 2 fighter pilots and other Kamikaze gooners.

Jason: "Yo I heard Brian got caught Japanese Kamikaze Flicker Gooning last night"
Gerard: "Yeah I heard they found his brain splattered against the wall"

by 69squilliamfancyson69 December 29, 2024

The Kaila Effect

When you hang out with someone and your popularity increases because they only associate with perceived “cool” individuals

Ever since I’ve started hanging out with her I’ve been experiencing the Kaila Effect

by juliancasabl June 17, 2025

October 21st at Kamiak

On October 21st at Kamiak High School, everyone has the free assurance to ask their teacher anything they want. And the teacher must answer honestly back no matter what it is. Each student has one question per teacher. If the teacher chooses not to answer, then you have the right to walk out of class.

Hey! Mrs. Stengele! Am I your favorite student?

“I’m not going to answer that little jimmy”

“But it’s October 21st at Kamiak!”

“Still that’s a no”

“Ima head out”

by Demarchus the third October 20, 2019

November 22nd at Kamiak

{November 22nd} Slap-Neck Day

On this day, everyone has the easy approach to slap the back of people’s necks randomly. If slapped by a person on the back of their neck, this represents the love the other one has for them. The more powerful the hit, the greater love they have for you. Or they just find you a bitch.

Submit videos of you completing this and get it posted on the account. (@dailychallengesofkamiak) on Instagram.

Aidan Russell walks up to his best amigo and slap-necks the shit out of him from behind on November 22nd at Kamiak.

“What the fuck was that for?”🙎🏼 ♂️
“For being a bitch” 🙆🏽 ♂️

by Days at Kamiak Official November 21, 2021

Maurice + Kamillah

Maurice and kamillah are the best couple in the world

Maurice + Kamillah are the best couple in the world

by Kxmillxh June 1, 2024

Camel-Toe Kamala

Any politician, especially a veep of the USA, who ascends the ranks of their country's political ladder through the bedsheets rather than the worksheets.

(NOTE: THIS IS AN EXAMPLE ONLY, ANY REFERENCES TO REAL POLITICIANS ARE ENTIRELY COINCIDENTAL) "Holy sh*t, there is NO way Laura Alvarez is Minister of National Security, she's incompetent! Wasn't she some random, unknown office clerk only five years ago? That Camel-Toe Kamala! She did more than a few men (and women) more than a few favours...

by hankythechristmaschew July 9, 2024

Tulsi Vs Kamala

You see how the conservatives have all been pushing this the last couple of days?

Hym "You were right about the DEI hire bit but that was obvious. But you see what happened? They went straight to Tulsi Vs Kamala. I WAS CORRECT in saying that, wasn't I? Yessirybob! What did I tell you? They are hitting all the Chakra points. 8 trigrams 64 palms. But seriously though... Ha-Wa-Ii?"

by Hym Iam July 25, 2024