Onside Kick

This is a sex in football terms phrase for "Asking out a slut"

"Hey man, so last night I did an Onside Kick with Denise...and dude you were right, we hooked up that same night"

by Mr. TSU December 18, 2007

spartan kick

When having sex poolside. The man ejaculates on the womans face after which he stand and delivers a hellacious one footed kick to the woman chest sending her flying into the pool. While screaming "This is SPARTA!".

Me and the old lady were banging out by the pool after I blew in her hair I spartan kicked her into the water to rinse off.

by this_guy703 September 26, 2010

B-kick

When life give you a swift, hard kick in the bagina.

Example 1:
Girl: My boyfriend just dumped me over text message.
Friend: Oh man, that's a real B-kick. Sorry dude.

Example 2:
"Hey neighbor, sorry for the b-kick but I just ran over your dog."

by jtownpop1 September 19, 2013

Kick the doughnut

To insert one's toe into a butthole.

Guy1: "Dayyyummm.... check out that boo with the booty... I'm tryin to kick the doughnut"

Guy 2: "Shit, man... you nasty."

by turd_burglar699 January 1, 2012

quantum kick

When you kick someone from a Discord server that wasn’t even in said server to begin with

“I want to kick mark but he’s not in the server”
“Well quantum kick him instead”

by TriTron_ May 9, 2018

Kicked the dingo

When some really really messes up and you want to just Uggghhh.

"He really kicked the dingo on that one aye!

"So then I found out really happend and I kicked the dingo!"

by Memes_Of_reality July 16, 2022

Schvendi-kick

One of the most advanced tricks that can be done in any sport. It could be motocross, snowboarding, and even soccer.

Kyle: "Oh. One schvendi-kick? Man, these guys are nuts!"

by seeinthefours January 6, 2012