Onside Kick

This is a sex in football terms phrase for "Asking out a slut"

"Hey man, so last night I did an Onside Kick with Denise...and dude you were right, we hooked up that same night"

by Mr. TSU December 18, 2007

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spartan kick

When having sex poolside. The man ejaculates on the womans face after which he stand and delivers a hellacious one footed kick to the woman chest sending her flying into the pool. While screaming "This is SPARTA!".

Me and the old lady were banging out by the pool after I blew in her hair I spartan kicked her into the water to rinse off.

by this_guy703 September 26, 2010

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Kick Brass

A kick ass, brass pussy magnet, sure to steal your woman's heart.

Jake Bailey, can purse his lips to near macro levels.
Ethan Tang, can please a woman before he even starts.

Coltan, and Oliver can suck better than a vacuum

And Mya, can slap flat and round things in ways you could never dream

Their unofficial publicist, Daddi thaddi

"Hey, dude! Did you hear Kick Brass play at the Oak Harbor Music Festival last weekend! They were FIRE!"

by Daddi Thaddi September 12, 2022

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Scoring Kick

A soccer player's kicking ability for when they find themselves near or in the goalie box has the best chance of making sure the ball finds its way into the net.

1.Once he makes his way into the box, he's got the best scoring kick in the league.

2. Who has the best scoring kick on the team?

by formersoccerplayer September 5, 2009

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corner kick

Equal parts vodka, Red Bull, and Chambord. Fake an injury while shaking over ice. Strain, and serve as a shot after adding an arbitrary amount of time. Toast while shouting “Goooal!” Finish as a tie.

Congrats on your recent success, Mike! I’m ordering a round of corner kicks to celebrate!

by 100 percent fist bump May 28, 2022

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