French Jew

Someone who thinks he is French just because he believes he has the "French Nose". Everybody thinks he is Jewish just because he has the hair that looks like a Jew. Also, he is a Bobert.

Brian: "This fucking kid is Jewish, even though he thinks he's French."

Bobert: "Dude I'm French, and I make piss sounds when shooting a basketball."

French Jew

by Squirt56yz June 4, 2014

jew snip

When a male has had his forskin surgically removed..

"Have you seen James' purple headed yoghurt slinger? It has no hat, he's had the jew snip."
Authors - Kingsley Jew Bag & Michael the jew disciple

by Jew Yoghurt Slinger November 4, 2014

referral jew

Someone who frequently and/or excitedly refers other people to a sign up for a service that a company provides in order to get a bonus.

My referral Jew friend sent me a link to sign up for Dropbox and now we both got an extra 250MB of space, yo!

by Referral Digger December 3, 2013

Ultimate Jew

Eli Spivak is an Ultimate Jew because he only talks about Jewish things and wears a yamika.

He is missing this party for a Batmitzvah... What an Ultimate Jew

by Lucy Cochran May 14, 2015

Joe the Jew

A savage mother fugger. End of Story.

Danny Blanco is a Joe the Jew

by TacocaT257playdoh November 14, 2016

Cold Jew

Not necessarily a Jewish person, although they seem to be the best examples. When a business person is giving you a PR facade and your comments strike a nerve having to do with his money or personal life. He (or she) then switches to a cold administrator quoting chapter and verse of regulations.

Trump was getting real chummy talking golf, till I mentioned his tax returns, boy, did I get the Cold Jew then! I swear I heard a voice behind me chanting: 'Thou art only a Goy'

by Glansolo July 28, 2017

crispy jew

The circumcised fore skin from a Jew that has dried over a long period of time.

Scott was left out in the sun too long and was left with a crispy jew

by DinglePipe August 1, 2017