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Ultimate Jew

Eli Spivak is an Ultimate Jew because he only talks about Jewish things and wears a yamika.
He is missing this party for a Batmitzvah... What an Ultimate Jew
by Lucy Cochran May 14, 2015
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referral jew

Someone who frequently and/or excitedly refers other people to a sign up for a service that a company provides in order to get a bonus.
My referral Jew friend sent me a link to sign up for Dropbox and now we both got an extra 250MB of space, yo!
by Referral Digger December 3, 2013
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Hide the Jew

A game similar to hide-go-seek only multiple people hide from a “Hitler” who hunts them, finds them and cooks them in an oven
“We were playing hide the Jew yesterday at my birthday party, I got to be Hitler and I found everyone. It was so fun.....
by Nishlec April 23, 2019
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Jew-Bert

A name for an annoying person who practices Judism and plays video games all day. A fusion between the words Jew and Q*Bert.
I want to play Half-Life 2, but that guy's too busy being a gay little Jew-Bert and won't stop playing Shrek 'n Roll!
by CoffeePot247 December 26, 2009
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Jew Pocket

The name for Knish (a typical jewish dish) whenever you forget the name of them because you're baked out of your mind. Theyre typically stuffed with many meats and fried, baked or grilled. They get the name "Jew Pocket" from looking like an American "Hot Pocket", but being jewish.
"Dude, i was in cleveland and ordered this thing from a jewish deli, but i forgot what it was called and called it a jew pocket".
by NAplam May 7, 2019
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Snake jew

A snake that is a jew
No way chase I saw a snake Jew on the mountain.
by Deeznuts6828374 September 4, 2017
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jew snip

When a male has had his forskin surgically removed..
"Have you seen James' purple headed yoghurt slinger? It has no hat, he's had the jew snip."
Authors - Kingsley Jew Bag & Michael the jew disciple
by Jew Yoghurt Slinger November 4, 2014
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