Jew Tame

A common discord status misspelling that often confuses people wether it is “Jew Time” or “Jew Tame.”
Hey Aria, its Jew Tame!!! Oh wait, you just misspelled Jew Time.
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Cold Jew

Not necessarily a Jewish person, although they seem to be the best examples. When a business person is giving you a PR facade and your comments strike a nerve having to do with his money or personal life. He (or she) then switches to a cold administrator quoting chapter and verse of regulations.
Trump was getting real chummy talking golf, till I mentioned his tax returns, boy, did I get the Cold Jew then! I swear I heard a voice behind me chanting: 'Thou art only a Goy'
by Glansolo July 28, 2017
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Jew-Bert

A name for an annoying person who practices Judism and plays video games all day. A fusion between the words Jew and Q*Bert.
I want to play Half-Life 2, but that guy's too busy being a gay little Jew-Bert and won't stop playing Shrek 'n Roll!
by CoffeePot247 December 26, 2009
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what a jew

"A term for calling someone any swear you can think of" like when your playing warzone and someone uses a street sweeper in rebirth.
Likely originated from my Xbox party when talking about gassing the Jews.
"Dude did you hear that mike performed a Alaskan snow dragon On Brooke, Yeah what a jew.
mugGet the what a jewmug.

Ultimate Jew

Eli Spivak is an Ultimate Jew because he only talks about Jewish things and wears a yamika.
He is missing this party for a Batmitzvah... What an Ultimate Jew
by Lucy Cochran May 14, 2015
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referral jew

Someone who frequently and/or excitedly refers other people to a sign up for a service that a company provides in order to get a bonus.
My referral Jew friend sent me a link to sign up for Dropbox and now we both got an extra 250MB of space, yo!
by Referral Digger December 3, 2013
mugGet the referral jewmug.

Skybustin’ Jew

A non-english speaking Italian that can’t see, smell or hear. Has dry rot from the waist down. Has several liberal and socialist family members in politics.
My skybustin’ jew friend needed an interpreter just to use the bathroom
by Duckwhore November 2, 2020
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