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Jam-mum

A mother or and older woman (35-65) who’s personality is so basic that the most riveting activity they can do is make jam. They enjoy making jam and constantly talk about making jam. Similar to a wine mum but more wholesome (cause they’re quite nice) and wine is replaced with jam-making. They usually have the personality of a cardboard box and are either very Catholic/ toxic Christian or very agnostic. They usually hate the following:

* Controversy

* Movies and songs that swear
* Anything remotely ‘vulgar’
Jane: “Did you hear about Matilda’s party on Saturday?”
Alex: “Yeah.”
Jane:…”Ok? Are you going?”
Alex: “HA! NO! That woman’s party is probably the equivalent to the taste of sandpaper. She’s such jam-mum.”
by Fourfortunate4 July 5, 2022
mugGet the Jam-mummug.

Rope Jam

An opportunity for practitioners of kinbaku/shibari/rope bondage/rope work to gather and learn how to tie and be tied in a friendly, collegial environment. Rope jams are not play/sex parties but rather focus on the technical aspects of bondage.
I learnt to tie a single column tie at the last rope jam.
by stroodiboodi June 16, 2021
mugGet the Rope Jammug.

Jam Bun

Jam Bun is a pseudonym for a "hun" (a common derogatory term for a Protestant) in Northern Ireland. As well as this, "Pea Pod" is a common pseudonym for a "Prod" (which is a shorter but alsoderogatory term for a Protestant).
Man 1 - "Those Jam Buns are killing each other again".
by YeoMoSho August 25, 2010
mugGet the Jam Bunmug.

woke jamming

the act of jamming "woke" content into pieces of media that dont require it or are harmed by it

large media compaines kowtowing to the alt-left by inserting ID-pol content into films and videogames that dont need it -- see also get woke go broke
by chongon maqaque December 28, 2020
mugGet the woke jammingmug.

Bread and jam

Smelly,unkept trampy sort of person
Smells like bread and jam
by Bread and jam May 16, 2021
mugGet the Bread and jammug.

Jam Hole

The hole where the jam is inserted into a jam doughnut.
I put my finger into the jam hole and all of the jam came out.
by DHFC_Paul April 26, 2019
mugGet the Jam Holemug.

Jerky Jam

When your blowing a group of people and you have too many dicks in your mouth.
I was in a gang bang the other day and suffered a jerky jam.
by BChockey7 January 29, 2015
mugGet the Jerky Jammug.

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