Jade rights

Something non existing.

Jade: *does something inappropriate*
Everyone who sees it: 🚫 jade rights

by idctbh July 18, 2019

Baeomi Jade

The stage name of a singer/songwriter once known as Asia Keishai.

“Have you listened to Baeomi Jade before?”

“Alexa play “Forever Feeling” by Baeomi Jade”

My favorite song is “Sunsets @8” by Baeomi Jade

by Baeomi Jade June 16, 2021

Jade Stalk

(n.) Asian penis; Penis that holds aura

Master wu showed me his ancient technique to stroke the Jade Stalk

by masterwu69 October 7, 2025

teri-jade

Teri-jade is known as a young passionate girl who is very pretty and cleaver always wins in fights, she is very abusive and likes to go to clubs she also likes to style her hair and organise her stuff the night or even week before, she is very passionate about bullying as she dislikes it so much, she is a daddy’s girl and has a talent for singing. She loves doing physical activity’s like swimming and netball and is very popular. Teri-jades most offer have a lot of boyfriends, or a lot of people like her. She has only 2 bestfriends who lives close and travels a lot.

Teri-jade has a voice like angels.

by TessaBrooks_ September 26, 2017

Jade

Jade is the type of person who you could trust the most out of everyone she is so very kind to everyone and she will love you the most in a relationship she is a 1 in a 1 000 000

Jade is everything to me🥰🥰

by Ceaq November 15, 2021

Jade

Someone who is less attractive than they realize, a 4 who thinks they are a 10

She is such a jade. She thinks she is cuter than me??? She so jaded.

by Slangily January 13, 2024

Jade

Jade is the definition of cringe. She is the human manifestation of the word cringe. No matter what you say, or what you do, when you utter the name “Jade” cringe will run through your mind 1000 times for 1000 years. When a singular person named Jade is in ones presence, the very aura of cringe is felt within the room

1: Hey who’s that?
2: That’s J.
1: What does J stand for, Jade
1+2: GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT *ruptures an organ and fucking dies*

by OhNoItsJoe July 18, 2021