Justin Bieber

The greatest troll ever.

Justin Bieber: *High pitched voice* Baby you know I love you.

Guy 1: -_-
Guy 2: >.<
Guy 3: O.O
Guy 4: 0.o
Guy 5: T.T

by Urban Dictionary January 20, 2011

Justin Bieber

1.) (Verb)
To sound like a 9 year old fucking his stuffed animal when really you're 16.

2.) (Noun)
A person so full of himself that he makes a movie about himself to show people you can 'follow your dreams' when really he put a youtube video up for his family and a hot shot producer came across it, making his fame entirely by chance and luck.

3.) (Verb)
The art of trying to draw attention away from the size of your arms and penis

Justin Bieber's voice made my 23 year old brother shit his pants. Jesus christ.

by Mr. Misterson March 10, 2011

Justin Beiber

An evil creature that bleeds once a month yet does not die. It is alergic to criticism and puberty. It's origins are unknown. though it was probably found somewhere in the woods and summoned by the necrinomicon to bring pain to Sensible people and to take the souls of 11 - 14 year old girls. It has been written in ancient scrolls that armageddon would come to talent if she should rise. Music tried to stop it but Usher fucked it up.

Me: So did you hear about that-

JB Fan: OH MY HOLY CRAP MY PANTS JESUS CUTE GOD THIS KID IS HAWT THATS RIGHT HAWT LIKE MUFFINS! Justin Beiber!

Me: What the hell did you say?

JB Fan: IM A MARRY HIS ASS,ASS,HES CUTE MUFFINS, PINK,MUFFINS!!! HE LIVES INSIDE ME!!! YOU SHALL NEVER RETRIEVE THE NECRINOMICON!!!

Me:(scared Voice) Can..Can you please stop?

JB Fan:(foaming from the mouth) (growling)RAHHARGAGARGARGH!!! JUSTIN BEIBER!!! RAGHHH!!!! (runs away)

Me: Holy Shit..SHe came out of nowhere!

by Fredrick Santos October 15, 2010

Justin Bieber

Pretty much the black hole of the Music Industry. He has taken over all radio stations, itunes, even other mp3 sites. He is single handedly the apocalypse of music and if we don't act quickly we may never hear a good song ever again.

...2013...

Thad- "Hey Cory, go to 88.9"
Cory- "Justin Bieber only these days"
RJ- "Hasn't that fuck hit puberty yet? When are little girls gonna stop smothering this bastard?
Tucker- "Brah Hit up 102.5"
Cory- "Tucker... the whole radio is only Bieber.

All in unison- *deep sigh*

by Beiberhasaids March 10, 2011

Justin Bieber

The reason Facebook needs a "dislike" button.

I called Justin Bieber gay so he slapped me with his purse.

by The_Shagster June 27, 2011

Justin Bieber

A flaming bag of shit.

I totally left a Justin Bieber on old man Benson's porch.

by A _fan May 9, 2011

justin bieber

1.a shitty pop star singer
2.raped and inpregnated a fan(girl)
3.the HIV/AIDS of pop culture
4.the blighting disease that never goes away

1.joe:what are you listening to?
maria:justin bieber
joe wtf is wrong with you?

2.roland:did you hear how justin bieber raped a fangirl?
mindy:he's a low life rapist

3.joe:you better listen to michael jackson singing instead of this queer

4.max:i wish this fagbastard is going out of business soon

by kojiro95 November 4, 2011