Two definitions: (1)a bad piece of news or (2) a batch of cookies that turn out burnt, dry or bad tasting
(1) "I just got a misfortune cookie from my mom - our poodle Rex just died." (2) "Did you taste those misfortune cookies that Camille brought to the picnic? Bleck!"
by Ambient Guerilla November 19, 2009
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Student 2: Don't be so harsh. He got a 14 on that last math quiz!
Student 1: Yeah, but the teacher said she'd give us 14 free points for turning it in!
Student 2: Well, at least he turned it in.
Student 1: Actually, I found it on the floor and handed it in for him.
Student 2: Chair cookie.
Student 2: Don't be so harsh. He got a 14 on that last math quiz!
Student 1: Yeah, but the teacher said she'd give us 14 free points for turning it in!
Student 2: Well, at least he turned it in.
Student 1: Actually, I found it on the floor and handed it in for him.
Student 2: Chair cookie.
by News Crew November 27, 2009
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Get the Shortbread cookies mug.-similiar to the term "schnookums" but with a more realistic spin
-A silly, cutesy name used to show affection to people and pets. It is especially overly used with boyfriends and tiny dogs.
-A silly, cutesy name used to show affection to people and pets. It is especially overly used with boyfriends and tiny dogs.
by sweetpenguins December 12, 2010
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Milk is the quencher of cookies, therefore it is a cookie quencher.
Milk is the quencher of cookies, therefore it is a cookie quencher.
by The Right v Wrong April 27, 2009
Get the Cookie Quencher mug.1. In an office environment, any confectionary or pastry that was set out for an specific audience is a target for poachers. Due to the risk involved in hunting these treats, they taste particularly sweet.
2. A decidedly choice, and off-limits, female co-worker deriving her name from the said cookie.
2. A decidedly choice, and off-limits, female co-worker deriving her name from the said cookie.
1. Did you see Rob snare that live cookie from the conference room?
2. Check out that new live cookie down the hall.
2. Check out that new live cookie down the hall.
by Bennet Too July 2, 2005
Get the live cookie mug.1) Mary said" "I like my cookies ICED, he is a hottie in my little kitchen"
2) I iced up her cookies and she went wild!
2) I iced up her cookies and she went wild!
by Mr Doobie May 8, 2008
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