Smile Water

Payment for a bottle of water or food while standing in line waiting to vote. Sales of water & food are in kind for a smile.

It was hot standing in line for 8 hours waiting to vote, but thankfully a nice woman sold me a bottle of smile water.

by ANW2 March 26, 2021

Gurt Water

That watery film that greets you upon opening the yogurt for the first time, or after a long period of yogurty neglect.

Red Mango worker: "Would you like to try our new special gurt water? Our gurt water has plenty of probiotics that are great for the whole family and will leave you feeling gurty as ever."

Person: "What's gurt water?"
Anyone else: "What's gurt water?? Y'know, GURT water! I love gurt water!"

by ErlerterVern May 18, 2013

Water Climax

When you are fully satisfied when drinking water, Basically when u dont drink enough u wanna drink more.

FUCK, I DIDNT HIT WATER CLIMAX IM SO PISSED.

by MxthicalUrbans December 30, 2020

Water birth

The act of dropping your ass into the toilet water before shitting. Causing a no splash back situation and often very quiet.

Michael had his girlfriend round but needed to shit. He decided a water birth would be the most quiet and effective option as he didn't want to put her off with the usual bowl splattering sound.

by DoctorZig May 3, 2017

Puddle Water

A man of dark skin that is so far below the poverty line they use dirty puddle water to wash a stolen bike.

"This nigga was washing his bike of of a fucking puddle,"
"Man that's some real puddle water shit"

by Pretzelguy October 14, 2023

Wrist Waters

An unknown material only owned by Mario, he flexes about it on his rap battle against Sonic as shown in the documentary: Mario vs Sonic - Cartoon Rap Battles made by Calobi Productions and in the phrase "wrist waters on my neck, Sega is a wreck" you can see Mario is showing his dominance

Mario: "Wrist Waters on my neck, Sega is a wreck"
The Crowd: Holy shit that was a great roast

by bread-dealer March 15, 2021

Hotdog Water

The juices secreted when you’re soaking (the act of marinating ones flesh wiener in a vagina without movement)

man she never lets me drink the hotdog water!

by Lizzrds Duckie May 4, 2022