French Horn Player

A type of person who is really fucking annoying, and, should they be found trapped in a hole, they should be left there.

"Boy, that jackass is a real French horn player."

by Psyduckery May 26, 2023

Hornely

When you desperately want someone to share normal life experiences with, like hugging, sitting on sofa watching TV together, doing laundry, etc but not sexual activities.

I'm so hornely. I just want someone to hug, talk to and hold hands with.

by 11122X May 23, 2023

Horn Nugget

The act of rubbing shit, on your genitals, for pleasure

John: Hey, you wanna give me a horn nugget.
Sarah: Whats a horn nugget.
John: it's when you rub shit on my dick

by Klikbate89 July 23, 2025

Horn-Dog

Someone who doesn’t care about friendships and dates their friends love interest because they’re horny.

I can’t believe Pablo talked to the girl you liked even though you told him not to, he’s such a Horn-Dog.

by Cheech LLC February 6, 2020

Broken Car Horn

When your fucking a girl and when you feel a fart cooking up you turn her around and stick her face in your ass and fart making it sound like a broken car horn.

Art: "Last night I felt a huge one cooking up so I gave Tonya a broken car horn."

by Jabbathefart March 17, 2017

dyke horn

A strap on dildo.

Oh girl you're getting my dyke horn tonight.

by ZeeRoja January 18, 2020

Adam Van Horn

Adam Van Horn is a man who acts like he is above everyone, but in reality cares deeply for those in his close friends and family. He is extremely witty, but sometimes uses that wit to mess with his son, Brayden. He loves rock and crumbl cookies. He loves strawberry cake, but only when its made well. He loves tennis to the point of an addiction. Hes very nice and handsome, and a very hardworker. He is also an example of someone who tries their very best to be a good father, and he succeeded. Adam is a 8/10 person, and deserves to be referred to as master and king.

Adam Van Horn is such a hunk

I know right Adam is such a stud

by BestSonEverBv June 18, 2022