hobo's breakfast

A meal at the beginning of the day consisting mainly of unwanted oral sex, boiled beans, and rummaging.

**Some cultures follow up with a half bottle of mouthwash or a few cap fulls of isopropyl alcohol.

Old Junkyard Bob was surprised when he awoke to Slippery Sam serving him a hobo's breakfast on Christmas morning.

by do0tz December 02, 2017

Hobo Sushi

Hobo Sushi is just rice with seaweed wrapped around it, looking like normal sushi but without any of the other stuff.

When I'm low on money, and can't afford to eat out, I make Hobo Sushi!

by MegaYote May 07, 2021

hobo-osity

Of or like a hobo.

(when talking about hobo gloves)
Speaker one: Those arent hobo gloves!
Speaker two: Dont mess with my hobo-osity!

by Anorexic Fish Buddy December 09, 2008

hobo hero

A man who conducts much Asshattery, Yet still manages to shock and awe at basic hobo activities.

"That homeless guy is a Hobo Hero!"

by Thatoneguy834 October 28, 2013

hobo it out

Noun; when getting through the day looking trashy or 'hobo-ish'; deciding to purposely look bad because your lazy

Hey dude, wanna hobo it out tomorrow?

I think I'll hobo it out tomorrow because we have three tests

by Llllllliiiiiiivbbvbbbbiiii March 19, 2016

hobo brothel

Where hobos gather to have sex.

"I've seen finer bitches at a hobo brothel."

"This bathroom reminds me of a hobo brothel."

by espnguy March 17, 2013

hobo shower

When taking a shower from a bridge gutter or a roof gutter, or any urban or infrastructure that permits a artisanal, redemptory shower

Look at this dude under the bridge, hés totally getting a hobo shower

by boneshaker July 26, 2020