heavy nuts retardo

The definition of a teenager (most likely a guy) who does nothing but eat hella food, vape an eciggarete or smoke cigs, and sleep. This teenager does not shower and loves attention.

This is also the definition of anyone who doesn't shower and is funny as fuck for no real reason. You just laugh whenever they're around but not at their expense. Like a mentally handicapped kid.
Man this heavy nuts retardo was sleeping in my closet for three weeks. Glad I found him there before my closet reaked of ballsweat and cigs.

"Man this heavy nuts retardo came over and we laughed for hours for no reason. We ain't even smoked weed or nothin."

Is that a fucking fat joke?
by lolwhatsupmom July 9, 2014
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dirty heavy d

When you’re 330 pounds and go to parties to pick up girls, and get no girls so you go fuck your gay dad.
I went home after the party and did a dirty heavy D
by Ohyeahbro June 5, 2019
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Heavy on the Flys

When exercising the fly press at a weight heavy enough to only squeeze in less than 3 reps.
-At the gym- "yo dude, look at that guy going heavy on the flys"
by AJY January 1, 2012
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Poo poo heavy

Me: you're a poo poo heavy
Child: NO IM NOT!!!!!
by Pluto508 February 2, 2018
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Heavies

Yo shawty got the heavies
by ILLA June 11, 2021
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Heavy

Used to describe a strong emotion or feeling in sort of the same way the word "really" is used.
A: did you see Dequavious' girl
B: on heavy that guy pulled a baddie

A: thanks for being such a good friend
B: but on heavy though, I'm always here if you need to talk
by Duke Dequavious July 9, 2023
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Heavy Metal

An actually amazing type of music that takes an immense amount of skill to pull off. Instruments are hard to learn, and so is singing and screaming. Just imagine having to scream like that at a show, for hours. Maybe you could do it for a second, but not for hours, because it takes TALENT. It also most of the time does not use autotune, like most shitty rappers today. Rap is pretty good, but not the shit today.
Did you know that being a Heavy Metal singer and/or musician actually takes talent and is really hard? Bet you didn't because you think that using autotune and mumbling into a microphone takes talent, and think that all metal is screaming and that people that listen to it are just edgy kids. Just because YOU are part of the majority of people that enjoy shitty autotune mumbling, doesn't mean metal is bad.
by M4GG0T December 2, 2020
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