Low Hanging Fruit

When your grandfather is so old that his balls hang down to his knees

My grand daddy sat on his balls the other day because he has some low hanging fruit.

by Chuck July 17, 2014

hang brain

When your nut sack is rested on someone's forehead.

by Anonymous July 31, 2003

Chain hang low

letting your dick swing like a fucking pendulum while a girls beneath you trying to get at it

Does your chain hang low, does it wobble to the floor.

by Ja Ricks February 17, 2007

hang chizel

Making out in a basemet, bedroom, car, etc.

Me and david are going to hang chizel tonight.

by Booty callz January 21, 2006

hairy hang glider

When a woman has a hairy vagina that has been abused so many times as a hang glider in emergency situations

This bitch has a hairy hang glider

by kingboy3 March 5, 2015

Bad hang day

A day when the penis may seem smaller, and is not as presentable as it normally is.

My girlfriend asked if she could hop in the shower with me, but I told her no, it's a bad hang day.

by Mattdoggg September 6, 2017

Old Man Hang

1)Noun- A sexually inappropriate comment made by a man over the age of forty that leaves younger people in a group speechless due to seniority and awkwardness
2) Noun-Literal unexplained length of a male member over the age of 40 years. The sexual counterpart to old man strength.

"Did you hear Dad talk about the difference between women's briefs and spandex during the track meet? That was a total Old Man Hang!"
"Did you the size of that old man's junk in the locker room? That can only be explained by old man hang."

by StayFrosty469 February 18, 2023