how can I be homophobic

The express of one's confusion towards another person calling him homophobic

Person 1: You are homophobic
Person 2: How can I be homophobic? My bitch is gay.

by sic9898 January 11, 2023

How Are You Doing Today?

I'm doing good, thank you for asking. How are you doing today?

I just asked you, "How Are You Doing Today?".

by Goofy Goober Boi February 26, 2020

So how's that dust on the ceiling?

A phrase to change an awkward subject, break an awkward silence, or just confuse your friends.

Boyfriend: ...
Daughter: ...
Father: ...
Boyfriend: "So how's that dust on the ceiling?"

by MyLifeIsAwkward September 30, 2010

how could this happen to me

a dumb song that has turned into a meme

Guy: My girl just broke up with me *starts crying*
Background Music: "how could this happen to me I made my mistakes and there's nowhere to run as I fade away"

by whatthehellrichard March 8, 2018

get it how you live

1: to get money however you can or to use methods most available to you

2. to acquire anything by any means necessary or available

1. Person 1: Most people get jobs to make money, but where I'm from the only way to make money is by selling drugs.

Person 2: Ay man, get it how you live.

2. Person 1: Bro, i haven't gotten anybooty in like two months. I'm a man on a mission this weekend.

Person 2: Ay man, get it how you live!

by HassanBlack March 29, 2010

How to Out pizza the hut

First, find out the exact recipe of Pizza Hut pizza, make the pizza but about the size of a normal sized pizza that is much bigger than a Pizza Hut pizza, then lightly season the pizza with pepper and oregano.

Yo man let’s try to figure out How to Out pizza the Hut

by Anonymous Cheese Bag January 29, 2020

How to make holy water

You boil the hell out of it

Why did you search how to make holy water on a dictionary

by Bitbytes505 May 4, 2018