Low Hanging Fruit

When your grandfather is so old that his balls hang down to his knees

My grand daddy sat on his balls the other day because he has some low hanging fruit.

by Chuck July 17, 2014

hang brain

When your nut sack is rested on someone's forehead.

by Anonymous July 31, 2003

Chain hang low

letting your dick swing like a fucking pendulum while a girls beneath you trying to get at it

Does your chain hang low, does it wobble to the floor.

by Ja Ricks February 17, 2007

hang chizel

Making out in a basemet, bedroom, car, etc.

Me and david are going to hang chizel tonight.

by Booty callz January 21, 2006

Old Man Hang

1)Noun- A sexually inappropriate comment made by a man over the age of forty that leaves younger people in a group speechless due to seniority and awkwardness
2) Noun-Literal unexplained length of a male member over the age of 40 years. The sexual counterpart to old man strength.

"Did you hear Dad talk about the difference between women's briefs and spandex during the track meet? That was a total Old Man Hang!"
"Did you the size of that old man's junk in the locker room? That can only be explained by old man hang."

by StayFrosty469 February 18, 2023

hanging with da stars

to get fucked up

i took two 30s now im hanging with da stars

by wallstreet from fruitland July 22, 2011

Hang your sled!

Get out of here and disappear. So disgusted with a persons performance you want them to leave and not be a part of the same area as you.

Go hang your sled already! Just go hang your sled!

by supasup February 4, 2021