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GERMAN WINDOW SHOPPING

German window shopping is just like regular window shopping except instead of a glass window there is a glass table. while person "A" is laying under the table viewing up, Person "b" deficates on the table top.
by unforgivenGDF September 26, 2010
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german sausage smoothie

When a bunch of german guys ejaculate into a blender and then a female must drink from it.
person: what were you guys and Jennifer doing last night?
guy: we were doing the old german sausage smoothie
by Verminssupreme2024 November 21, 2020
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German MacGyver Dance

A Instrumental Version of The German Song “Pooh Bear Dance”.

A YTP Deutsch Video Contains Bob Shumway Dancing And Doing His Hips Move And His Arms Move To The Song.
Bob Shumway does the German MacGyver Dance!
by MayDayMeh June 20, 2018
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german toe wranglers

A secret organization of German ex- Nazis who dedicate their time to sucking toes and tickling feet. Not a force to be reconded with.
Guy 1: Dude I could not sleep at all last night.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: The German Toe Wranglers came and ate my feet.
by ProhibiousMonkey October 27, 2019
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German Sausage Drop

During WW2 it's common knowledge that solders would drop grenades in the man hole or hatch of a tank to kill the solders inside, however the german sausage drop is a lesser known tactic. The german sausage drop is when a solder takes a shit or throws shit into the hatch of a german tank in an attempt to literally gas them out.
My grampa ran out of grenades in world war 2 so he used the german sausage drop strategy .
by WikiofRodos July 8, 2016
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german french kiss

When you and your bros spread your asscheeks together and let your buttholes kiss
Hey bro your butthole looks a little dry, want a German French kiss
by Walrusmilk November 6, 2021
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German noodle leash

The act of self stretching by tying your boot laces to your manhood in hopes that your daily steps stretch your dong.
My wife was alarmed by the lacerations on my penis, I told her to relax. It’s just the German noodle leash
by Slimmer Fredette February 19, 2022
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