Funky Drawer

A place to keep your used weed/pot (e.g. roaches/tails) for later.

I'm outta weed so I gotta go raid the funky drawer.

by Tony_D April 5, 2010

funky with the monkey

Wild sex, crazy sex, or any sex that is just a bit more exciting than normal.

"Hey, you and Michelle hooking up on Saturday?"
"Hell yeah, and we're going to get funky with the monkey."

by chanito August 20, 2013

funkywonkus

Used to describe something you attempted with the outcome being different than you expected.

The photo I took the other day turned out all funkywonkus.

by Phunglefoo October 25, 2013

Funky Piegon

A person so immense that they deserve a personalised card.

Jack Johnson is definitely a funky piegon.

by Quizteama aguillera May 21, 2014

Funky Pigeon

A man called Jack, bearing a beard capable of smuggling Mexicans across Borders.

Holy fuck did you see that Funky Pigeon, he castle greyskulled my grandma

by Quizteama aguillera May 21, 2014

funny lie

Halfway between a lie and a joke, usually used against a girlfriend to avoid telling a lie, and telling the truth.

Friend: 'What did you tell your girl when she asked where we were yesterday?' Guy: 'I went out with a few mates and killed some flying fishes'
Friend: 'Ohh dude you told her a funny lie aye, sick cunt'

by TeJayyMatee May 31, 2014

funky chicken

Uncontrollable spasmodic kicking & flailing of the limbs, whilst undergoing serious medical defect/alert (heart attack, seizures etc.)

Harold stumbled to the ground & started doing the funky chicken, before I realized he needed an ambulance.

by ScruffyBarlow May 5, 2016