Fucking Shit

a)residue found on the penis of a homosexual male after anal intercourse...

b)residue found on the penis of a straight guy after fucking his girl in the asshole.

When Lance was done fucking Bruce in the ass, his dick was covered in fucking shit.

Bradley licked the fucking shit off of Steven's dick after he got fucked up the asshole. Yummo!!!

Charles was grossed out when he pulled his dick out of Stacey's ass and saw it was covered in fucking shit.

by sex fiend 69 December 29, 2007

Fucking Rob Mason

I drink consisting of Baileys, Amaretto, kahlua and Milk.

This drink is amazing what is it? That's a Fucking Rob Mason!

by Robbie Jaa October 14, 2008

fucking your fist

another slang term for masturbation

I know where you've been. You've been in the bathroom fucking your fist.

by standalone October 19, 2008

Fucking Golf Shoes

profanity used when you've ran out of marijuana

Fucking golf shoes, we're out of weed!

by Ashley Asthetic March 21, 2009

Fucking the Vendo Machine

The act of continuously feeding a dollar bill into a vending machine in hopes of getting a Coke or a Snickers.

I had to fuck the vendo machine with my ratty dollar bill for 5 minutes before it finally took it and gave me my Coke!

Some dude was in the break room fucking the vendo machine trying to get a Snickers!

by idolatro15 September 23, 2009

Fucking Ball

A ball used for fucking; a spherical object in which an object can be inserted.

I just cut a whole in a watermelon and now I'm having a fucking ball!

by John Football August 29, 2010

fucking your buffalo

Lying to yourself.

This term was first coined by cr1tikal in his video "Cleverbot Gameplay and Commentary" uploaded on April 1, 2011.

"I am not judging anyone."
"Robots lack the ability to judge, therefore you are simply fucking your buffalo."

by Sir Jolteon July 13, 2016