breakfast of champions

fellatio performed with a mouthful of hot coffee

This breakfast of champions gives new meaning to "do you take cream in your coffee"

by Lotireg October 1, 2007

Canadian Breakfast

Filling a moose's anus with natural yoghurt and slurping it out with a straw.

Widely regarded as the most nauseating sexual fetish ever devised.

"Amanda and I went on our third date last night, and boy, we did it all. Just before dawn, we even shared a full Canadian Breakfast."

by TheMaskedAvenger-eh August 17, 2012

Irish Breakfast

To be sucked off by a red head or an Irish person.

Jenny gave me the ol’ Irish Breakfast after a stressful day at work.

by despicable. October 27, 2018

Canadian Breakfast

A Canadian Breakfast is when a subject performs a handstand, and a full beer bottle is placed in the anus of the individual until the beer is fully consumed. The only stipulation is that the beer must be made in Canada (preferably Labatt Blue).

- "Ouch! My butt hurts!"
- "It should. You had a Canadian Breakfast last night.

by JConCrew February 22, 2011

Dutch breakfast

This was heard at a party in London some months ago. It's where a girl is smoking a joint whilst a man masturbates and eventually shoots his load over her face.

'I gave her the biggest Dutch Breakfast ever'

by london oracle May 19, 2009

Panama Breakfast

Fry an egg, proceed to insert into a womans vagina, and then eat said woman out.

Wow, that was the best panama breakfast ever baby!

by Spectre89 December 29, 2008

Breakfast titties

Sloppy titties only made appetizing by the addition of syrup. Also accompanied by a scramble egg tummy and cottage cheese ass. Typically found on lot lizards or walking in casino's after 1:30A.M. Coined by Mdub

Damn, I wanted to have a $1.99 Grand slam breakfast until i saw those Breakfast titties, can we just go home?

Dude, I lost all of my money and now all that is here is breakfast titties!

by loki1977 August 8, 2009