bull pissing on a flat rock

Raining very hard

How bad is it raining ? Like a bull pissing on a flat rock

by #1toohottie November 30, 2017

Flat Stanley

A term for a joint or cigarette that has been flattened and now resembles the shape of Flat Stanley

Mikey: What the fuck is wrong with this j
Alex: Will fucking sat on it and now it’s a flat stanley

by Lil’ Juice October 14, 2023

flat pat

Androgenous. Sexless. Bland. Warped. Dull. Lifeless. Disapointed.

Dry hump. Let down. Sexless. Sexual deception. Boring. Dull. Disappoint. "Don't make me flatpat yo ass!" Or "Beware the flat pat!"

by SofleekSativa August 4, 2015

flat lay

A flat lay is a birds-eye-view picture taken of a collection of items.

Flat lay’s are often posted on social media, usually Instagram, and are often thought of as aesthetic.

“dude that flat lay you posted got over 1,000 likes!”

“starbucks asked me to promote their new coffee by creating a flat lay.”

by anxiouslittlebean January 6, 2020

reservoir flats

Basically the ghetto of the northern suburbs. Inhabitants:junkies,bogans and feral abos.

You don't live near the reservoir flats do you??

by Ambieeleejay June 10, 2014

The Beast of Yucca Flats

A flop black and white movie of the 1960's, made by Coleman Francis, where there was little dialogue. There was a lot of narrator dialogue than the regular in movie character dialogue. The narrator kept rambling nonsensical things repeatedly like "flag on the moon", "how did it get there?", When there was very little with those dialogues to do anything with the movie. The antagonist which was a man gone brain-dead from a nuclear explosion, made sounds of a beast that sounded so fake like "AAAAAAA!!!!".

The movie was satirized in the show Mystery Science Theater 3000.

"I heard that when the The Beast of Yucca Flats was released, a film critic called the movie as one the worst movies ever made. "

by MST3K I like January 29, 2020

Flat Tire

A flat tire describes a person, a woman specifically, who is hard or draining to talk to, and has a small or flat chest. Hence forth, a flat tire.

"I was talking with her, and let me tell you, she is such a flat tire." "Mark! Don't talk about someone like that!"

by Ronlad Reneag November 27, 2024