Is the earth flat?

We KNOW the answer. No, the earth is not flat, it’s round like a ball, and anyone who asks that question is retarded as fuck.

Aaron: hey Matt, is the earth flat?
Matt: bruh
Aaron: ok, I’ll ask someone else.
Aaron: hey David, is the earth flat?
David: shut the fuck up!
Aaron: it’s either yes or no
Aaron: Mason, my man, is the earth flat?
Mason: no
Aaron: man they’re horrible liars

by Kidswillbekids October 29, 2019

so flat the walls are jealous

When a girl is so flat she makes even the walls jealous. The point when a girl cant get any flatter than she was when she was 3.

Kelsey is so flat the walls are jealous!
That girl over there is so flat the walls are jealous.

by Leixand XV July 31, 2007

b flat

when you don't have a full blown boner

i was looking up her skirt and i got a b flat

by xtimmiex June 24, 2007

down like four flat tires on a dump truck

Means that you are cool about doing something.

Mike says: Hey are you down to go to the movie tonight.

Rashad says: I'm down like four flat tires on a dump truck.

by Larry Scott January 3, 2008

u had flat

the phrase given to someone playing poker who holds a strong hand, but inevitably due to under-representing their hand, end up losing.

oipav... its typical that u had flat and middled yourself

by ALL_IN_KAPPA August 3, 2017

fat bitch flat

A woman who only has tits due to her large size.

"yeah she cute but she's fat bitch flat"

by Hamatio October 16, 2017

The Flat

Nickname for Lafayette, Louisiana. Called this because the word flat is within the word Lafayette.

We went to The Flat last night. Downtown was full of bitches.

by Louisiplaya January 17, 2009