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flamin chester

The act of burnin someone with a cheeto on fire.
f in a luke you flamin chestered me
by Jeff, luke, nate April 5, 2005
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Flaming Wedgie

The most extreme type of wedgie; While two or more people lift a victim off the ground by giving him a wedgie, a third person lights the victims underwear on fire.
Person 1: We should definitely give that kid a flaming wedgie soon....he's being a real bitch
Person 2: wanna monkeychug?
Person 1: Ya but lets make that dickweed's asshole swelter in heat first .
Person 2: ok man
by CelerySticks April 8, 2009
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Flomming

1. The act of taking Ibuprophen.

2. An over dose of Ibuprophen.
"Anthea was caught flomming at school"

"Guys, I just flommed."

"Did you see Jason at the party the other night? He was totally flommed up beyond belief."
by Mulangirl April 5, 2010
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Flaming Alpaca Futegebachënschiësser

A second cousin to the VBF and Flaming Poo, zeë Germans use this phrase to describe poo baked in a private place, placed in a bag with Alpaca placentas, lit on fire, and placed on a doorstep. Once doorbell is rung, wild stomping on the Flaming Alpaca Futegebachënschiësser provides amusement and bemusement depending on one's perspective.
When Adam placed the Flaming Alpaca Futegebachënschiësser on Mr. Stanfield's doorstep and saw the look of bemusement followed by wild stomping, he shrieked with a shrill, ear piercing laughter and returned to his cave to plan the next prank.
by ryanholt99 May 8, 2010
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Flaming Butt Monkey

noun: A cute name for an exuberant homosexual male.
Tom: Let's go hang out at Jerry's place.

Anne: Who is Jerry?

Tom: He's a Flaming Butt Monkey!

Anne: Aww, how cute, I'll be there in 10.
by RedDan69 March 28, 2011
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Flaming dragon

The art of consuming an entire bag of flaming hot Cheetos, and then taking a shit in someone's mouth.. Usually during sex.
"Dude, Bryan!!!! Did you give Barbara the flaming dragon yet?? It's been 3 months!".
by Bbcs/madden13 August 5, 2016
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flamingosexual

When you can't find porn online so you stick with dickless flamingos and you get sexually attracted to flamingos and want to smash them hard
That's called flamingosexualism!
Holy crap you were supposed to watch porn with me tonight! I didn't find any so lets just look at shmexy dickless flamingos.
OH NO NOW WERE FLAMINGOSEXUAL
by flamingosexualism January 23, 2019
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