Someone who watches sportsball. Typically they have an obsession with a team but alternatively they can have an obsession with a player or even players. Players of whom sports fans will dedicate their whole lives to knowing every detail of what they had for breakfast and the last person they had sex with. Examples of sports fans include MJ Stans, Bronsexuals, Bradytards, and #1 fans of 2020’s 20th Overall Pick Bench McRiderson. Typically sports fans know nothing and commit acts such as “meat riding” and “casual racism.”
My sons a real sports fan! I hope he grows up to be a knowledgeable reporter like Stephen A Smith or Colin Cowherd!
by CuckLordjuiceromegalul February 22, 2022
Get the Sports fanmug. Flames fans are some of the greatest people in the world. They are super loyal to there hockey team. Even if the flames are doing complete shit , they will always be there for the flames cheering them on.
by el samo April 15, 2019
Get the Flames Fansmug. Someone who dislikes profanity and any form of inappropriate phrases. Most notably likes to "keep it clean".
by triumph&glory November 14, 2016
Get the Bowgart Fanmug. Someone who claims to be a die hard fan but criticizes the team more than anyone when they struggle.
Probably has not ever been to a game.
Sings their pump up songs so everyone knows they know them.
Probably switches teams after a few years when their team loses public support. Probably because it’s harder for them to get clout
Probably has not ever been to a game.
Sings their pump up songs so everyone knows they know them.
Probably switches teams after a few years when their team loses public support. Probably because it’s harder for them to get clout
Max: Did you see Kinger last night?
Kyle: yeah, he was being a fake fan about Lebron
Max: yeah he’s never even been to a game
Kyle: yeah, he was being a fake fan about Lebron
Max: yeah he’s never even been to a game
by Wentzy226 October 5, 2020
Get the Fake fanmug. by Nyarlathotep92 October 15, 2019
Get the flesh fanmug. A person from Random Town, USA thousands of miles away that just happens to be a "fan" of historically successful and popular teams. This person has no ties to the city or state the team calls home and never will have any experience with real fans of the team at local events, home games, etc.
The local real fans from the area of the team dont even take these people serious, so they're "fans" of a team whose real fanbase doesnt even acknowledge them and considers them a joke.
The local real fans from the area of the team dont even take these people serious, so they're "fans" of a team whose real fanbase doesnt even acknowledge them and considers them a joke.
I live in Willacoochee, Georgia. I've barely even been outside of my state before, but I'm a bandwagon fan of teams like the Cowboys/Packers/Steelers/Patriots/Yankees/Golden State/Cavs because they are popular.
by TruthTellerEternal January 16, 2017
Get the Bandwagon Fanmug. Choker fan is an intermidiate balisong trick done by fanning the knife between your thumb, index, middle and ring finger in a certain order.
by FinnESING YO BIACH May 21, 2020
Get the choker fanmug.