Ethan

A sweet guy, meme lord, usually attracted to shorter girls. Hides his feelings, acts like he’s of when he’s not.

Girl 1: look it’s ethan

by Yeetus yeetus fetus deletus May 24, 2019

Ethan

He is my best friend. He is a caring, funny, and handsome boy. Without him I wouldn't have gotten through 3 crazy years of my life. His protective nature might be that of a best friend, but I know that he will always be by my side. I can tell him secrets that I know he will keep safe for eternity. I feel so safe when I am around him and he will be my Kingsman whenever I need.

My best friend Ethan no matter the distance between us.

by ShadowhunterGirlForever May 27, 2019

Ethan

Ethan’s think they are very normal and are not weird. When people do funny or weird things, he gives them a stare. He also likes to stretch and struggles on taking stuff from his backpack. He can also harass girls.

You know that Ethan over there, he’s so mean!
What did he do?
He keeps calling me weird for laughing at his ass!

by tehrealjams May 30, 2019

Ethan

Every person named Ethan is the biggest pussy in the world.

“Dude I just bruised my elbow 😢” said Ethan
“Shut up you little bitch” jay

by Jackkddoff June 2, 2019

Ethan

Ethan is the most annoying person you will know but he will make your day

If you have an Ethan in your family you are a very lucky person

by Khalea marry John June 3, 2019

Ethan

Blob Fish

Ethan is Fat shit, that does no work in class and makes stupid comments on everything

by Sagareadysteady June 4, 2019

Ethan

Ethan is a loving guy, who’s fuckin hilarious. He always makes you feel so special, like you’re the only girl in the world. Ethan is loyal and knows his shit. He is the most amazing guy you’ll EVER meet. He will make so happy, you’ll not know how to describe it. Although he is far away at times, he’ll always be with you at heart. You get so attached to Ethan, you want to hug him, hold him and touch him at all times.

If you meet an Ethan, don’t let ‘em go girl

by holly<33 June 9, 2019