Skip to main content

diego..

diego is a crazy fucked up dude that thinks hes so fucking hard but in reality the biggest fucking pussy to live. not respecting women is gross btw.
diego.. is a gross women hater that also hates himself but will never do anything to fix himself.
by stupidassmf March 9, 2025
mugGet the diego..mug.

Diego

mugGet the Diegomug.

San Diego Fireworks

1. n. Premature ejaculation, blowing your wad unexpectedly.

2. v. To have a premature ejaculation.

(Once context has been established, may be shortened to "SD Fireworks" or simply "fireworks.")
________________________________________________

1a. n. We hadn't had sex in a while so as soon as my girlfriend mounted me last night it was like San Diego Fireworks.

1b. n. My nosy bitch sister: Ashley told me what happened last night... SD Fireworks. Try rubbing one out first next time, ya wank.

2a. v. Your mom was so slutty when I fucked her that right as she pulled my boxers down, I fireworked all over her face.

2b. v. Tyler is such a virgin noob. His third period teacher, Ms. Hotness, bent down to hand back his test and he fucking fireworked in his pants at the sight of her cleavage.
by DerSizzler July 13, 2012
mugGet the San Diego Fireworksmug.

Diego

Is fat
Diegos like a lot of pies because he’s fat
by DiegoIsAFaTTY November 22, 2021
mugGet the Diegomug.

Diego

Diego had a sick ass EG Hatch
Damn Diego that’s a sick EG
by McVeagh September 21, 2021
mugGet the Diegomug.

Diego

An absolutely incredible person, inside and out. The best boyfriend you could ever ask for. Everything about him just draws you in until you find yourself helplessly lost in your own feelings. He’s a true gentleman, and even when you insist you can do things on your own, he treats you like a queen. When he leans in closely and talks to you with a tone full of tenderness and love, you can’t help the butterflies forming in your stomach or the tingles down your spine. He’s the best of all worlds; funny, smart, caring, athletic, attractive, and most importantly, gives the best cuddles in the world. He’s somebody that you can’t help but falling for. When you look at him, you just want to wrap your arms around him and let the rest of the world fade away. You wouldn’t change a thing about him.
Diego’s the most amazing guy I’ve ever met.
by owouwuowouwuowouwu October 31, 2019
mugGet the Diegomug.

Share this definition