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crunchie

A sound made instead of laughter. The sound is a crackling noise and is usually accompanied with a fist over the mouth. It is key to identifying a proper runaway laugh.
LeCharles was so amused when Quafonda spilt her red drink, that his crunchie could be heard all throughout Circuit City from the break room.
by P. Heifner & S. Hardy October 15, 2008
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Captain Crunch

Incompetent and/or oblivious moron of a driver who is prone to crashing vehicles into walls, backing into cement traffic-barriers, taking out road-signs, knocking over lamp-posts, denting other parked cars, flattening potted plants, squashing trash-cans, etc.
"Helpful" neighborhood kid: Want me to move your car for you"
You: No thank you, Captain Crunch. I see all the dents you've already put in your own car!
by QuacksO September 23, 2011
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Captain Crunch

He is a gay dumb ass captain that loves to crunch. Also a cereal name
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crunch

Generally a female who finds herself doing stupid things. Her jokes and her actions are very outdated.
Damn Stephenie Reimer, you are a crunch.
by silkshow November 11, 2008
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Crunchin

What it's called when someone is wearing a diaper and they sit down and it makes those crunching, crackling noises. Making fun of the phrase 'Gellin'.
"Dude - are you crunchin?"

"Yes, yes I am."

"Ew, man, that's gross!"
by Arabea July 2, 2008
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Cruncy

A song of great magnitude, that is pleasuring to the ears. Evokes the action of partying at first sound.
Guy 1: Man this is a good song.
Guy 2: Yeah, this song is definitely CRUNCY!
by IpartyYoupartyWeAllparty August 6, 2011
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Crunc

The supposive replacement for the word “Bitch” because it’s being banned in Massachusetts :(
Johnny: “Tim, you’re such a crunc why did you eat the last donut

Tim: :(
by Brandonimo November 27, 2019
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