So called radiohead fans that only listen to their most popular song: Creep. They know three Radiohead songs max
Thom: What is your favourite Radiohead song?
Some random fan : Creep ofc
All the members of Radiohead: you are such a creeper
Some random fan : Creep ofc
All the members of Radiohead: you are such a creeper
by Engie_Poo June 11, 2023
Get the Creeper mug.When you catch someone creeping on their ex's new girlfriend on Facebook, or if they just look wierd
That homeless man on the corner is very creeper-esque
by Areasons April 4, 2011
Get the Creeper-esque mug.Man: hey do u know when the creeper was alive?
Me: 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years ago
Me: 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years ago
by Mansnothot69420! April 23, 2022
Get the Creeper mug.= (Man's age) + 14 - 2 * (Woman's age) is the creepers formula. It calculates the number of years a creep has to wait before a woman is within the socially acceptable age range to date, according to the "Half Plus Seven" rule.
Ordinarily say if a man is 36, the woman has to be at least "Half Plus Seven", meaning 25. That's fine, but what if the man is a 36 year old creeper and he meets a 20 year old he wants to date. He can't. He has to wait a certain number of years until she's within the "Half Plus Seven" range.
That's when you use the above formula.
So if the guy is 36, first you add 14. That gives you 50. Next you subtract twice her age (40) and subtract that from 50, you get i10. That means he have to wait 10 years.
Let's test this out.
The 36 year old creep, in 10 years will be 46
The 20 year old girl, in 10 years will be 30.
Validating with the Half Plus Seven rule: Half of 46 is 23, plus 7 is 30. Voila!
Ordinarily say if a man is 36, the woman has to be at least "Half Plus Seven", meaning 25. That's fine, but what if the man is a 36 year old creeper and he meets a 20 year old he wants to date. He can't. He has to wait a certain number of years until she's within the "Half Plus Seven" range.
That's when you use the above formula.
So if the guy is 36, first you add 14. That gives you 50. Next you subtract twice her age (40) and subtract that from 50, you get i10. That means he have to wait 10 years.
Let's test this out.
The 36 year old creep, in 10 years will be 46
The 20 year old girl, in 10 years will be 30.
Validating with the Half Plus Seven rule: Half of 46 is 23, plus 7 is 30. Voila!
Alice: I'm only 20. You're 36. I'm too young for you.
Bob: Well, according to the creeper's formula we can date in ten years.
Alice: bet
Bob: Well, according to the creeper's formula we can date in ten years.
Alice: bet
by artist6000 December 18, 2024
Get the The creeper's formula mug.A closet creeper is an sexual confused person. They normally will act heterosexual around peers, and often brag on the women or men that they have relationships with. Once alone, they have the total obligation to search for a partner who will give them they gay fantasy that they desire. A guy who is a closet creeper, will date multiple women, not his race and pay them for gay sexual favors done to him, kind of like a secret agreement. The woman normally complies if the price is right, and refers the creeper to her other friends.
Keisha, sorry that I was late, I was with my CC (Closet Creeper), he came by for the usual service and to drop off my payment.
by Groovious February 9, 2019
Get the Closet Creeper mug.When a man has such an excessive amount of chest hair that it "creeps out" over the collar of his shirt.
Eew, I can tell just by the collar creepers that the rest of his body is probably hairy as an ape. Yuck.
by Saskia999 April 27, 2017
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Oh you mean that low class beat creeper who takes credit for beats that aren't his own?
Oh you mean that low class beat creeper who takes credit for beats that aren't his own?
by bdubzy April 20, 2012
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