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Fertilize the clock

The same as milk (or milking) the clock,
but while you are staying on the clock beyond the end of your shift you are in the bathroom taking a long dump.
Are you going home right away?

No that burrito I had for lunch is talking to me.

I think I am going to stay for a bit and fertilize the clock.
by MechisX October 17, 2016
mugGet the Fertilize the clockmug.

Unsteady clock

A figure of speech to describe sleep deprivation in the sense that a person cannot tell what time of day it is as soon as they wake up.

For an example, someone may wake up at 6:00 in the evening after sleeping all day, then they might believe it's 6:00 in the morning instead, because it's dark outside, and they must have slept for so long that their mind had went blank and forgot about the time of day.
Your sleeping habits are like an unsteady clock! Quit staying up so late, and you won't sleep all day on the next day!
by Lueriva Fetheroviu June 26, 2023
mugGet the Unsteady clockmug.

Clock Sucker

Oh dude Jacob kept me up all night

That damn clock sucker
by Poopcockshit March 17, 2024
mugGet the Clock Suckermug.

Clock

by Anthony2582 January 6, 2019
mugGet the Clockmug.

Clock

Big piece of big fat clock hanging on your wall if ur reading this ur a fucking vegetable. Also I fucking hate retards.
Gabi is a fucking vegetable... clock
by Veggieman101 November 14, 2018
mugGet the Clockmug.

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