Charlie Style Shitting 

Charlie Style Shitting is when you take a shit while sitting the opposite way of the toilet. First you have to take one foot out of your pants in order to sit backwards. It is also suggested that you have toilet paper in reach because its a pain to switch around. One of the many benefits of CSS is having a place to set your laptop, netbook, newspaper, magazine, and/or porn. This style is also useful when shitting in a stall with out a door (so other people can't see your junk), another Benefit of CSS is that you will be sticking it to the man!

Oh man, this stall doesn't have a fucking door, but I gotta shit, I better pull a Charlie Style Shit. But this will be tricky since only the pros pull the Charlie Style Shitting maneuver.

Charlie Style Shitting by mtbmikex9 July 15, 2011

Charlize 

A Charlize is a person as rare as can be,
If she’ll let you in, she’ll let you see

She is the strongest person with the smallest heart,
Her entire being is a work of art

She is a force of nature to be reckoned with,
If you haven’t seen her it will sound like a myth

But if you know her, you’ll know it true,
Shell keep you close like paper and glue

She’s the lights that will guide you home when you are lost,
She’ll be there for you, whatever the cost

If you are lucky enough that she will let you in,
You, my friend, are living the dream...

A Charlize is a person like a little tree and you will need her as much as she needs you, you just have to realize it. If you want her to let you in, nurture her and care for her, and she will do the same for you.

See also: what all women should aspire to be

Someone: Who’s that chick
Me smirking: That’s Charlize

Charlize by #Vissie November 18, 2019

Charlotte 

One of the best people you will ever meet, Will always have your back no matter what and is completely trustworthy, she is beautiful with a great personality but she might often not realise it. Usually puts everyone first and will always help friends, you can always have a laugh and a good time with such person. Hates people talking behind her back which is fair enough. If you meet someone like this don't lose them you'll regret it.

Person 1: I met someone called Charlotte the other day.

Person 2: Don't lose her she is worth the time trust me.

Charlotte by SomeRandomDudeTbh November 24, 2019

Carl McNugget 

That one little turd ball that refuses to be flushed down.

"I had to flush the toilet like 1000 times, before that Carl Mcnugget went down"

Carl McNugget by CharlesVA August 5, 2006

wtf charles

WTF Charles means the same thing as WTF 'What the Fuck'. It’s from a voiced over X-Men cartoon starring the Juggernaut.

It’s a scene where Professor Charles Xavier is having an image in his head in which the Juggernaut sees this and proceeds to say "WTF Charles?!" to Professor X.

A friend and I altered the regular WTF with this one because we thought it was the funniest part of the Cartoon and it just sounded better to say WTF Charles?! instead of the old boring WTF. It is pretty funny because we come across people that know what we are talking about when we say WTF Charles. They are like "Dude, the Juggernaut!" Haha.... oh well I thought i'd share the new and improved WTF phrase.

If you would like to see the video, just goto any video search website and type Juggernaut in the search bar and it will come up.

Example 1:

Bob: "Dude, did you hear that Bruce came out of the closet?"
Steve: "WTF Charles?!"

Example 2:

:::You hear a weird noise in the distance:::
You: "WTF Charles?!?"

wtf charles by Svenska November 10, 2008

charlie sheen 

A Mix Of Cocaine & Crushed Viagra

Charlie Sheen's Mojo

charlie sheen by J. Wilde April 4, 2011

Hot Carl/Karl 

A Hot Carl is the act of defacating on someones face. A Warm Carl is defacating on their face whilst covered by plastic wrap. A Cold Carl is defacating on a glass table while someone lies below.

Suzie prefered Warm Carl's. "Less clean up afterward.", she said knowingly. John prefered giving Hot Carl's. "If there's no mess, what's the point?" Lucy liked the added security of the glass provided during a Cold Carl. "I just like watching it come out! Fascinating!"

Hot Carl/Karl by Brownson Pincheau January 7, 2005