carl porkins

An overweight middle-aged white guy playing rock and roll guitar in a shitty cover band.

"That guitar player sure is a real Carl Porkins"

by Carl Porkins April 04, 2016

Full Carl

1. To go Full Carl you must eat cannabis edibles to the point of incapacitation.

2. When going Full Carl you must eat weed candy in a reckless and careless manor because you're going to be high as shit in a few hours and you don't care.

Lauren went Full Carl Friday night. That girl was high as fuck!

by Long Long Donkey Kong December 11, 2017

Fuck Carl

When poor turtle named 'Carl' is being bullied by server owner, just because he said something abstract (owner didn't like it).

- Why are you so mean with bot Carl ?

- Fuck Carl. I hate him so much !

by discord specialist September 08, 2020

Carl Lindies

When you go and eat something so good and your stomach and anus collaborate to dispel fecal matter in liquid form

Sorry bro I can't go out tonight...I got the Carl lindies

by infamousra June 07, 2013

carling*

CARLING*: Kar~ling* adj, or v-. carled*, carl*. to carl is to:
1.unintentionally fall off a mountain
2.be annoying as fuck!
3.ruin everyone's lives
4.do everything wrong.

ex1:
person 1: dudee that girl just CARLED* all over the place!
person 2: dude, run...fasssttt

ex2:
person 1: so yesturday, i totally CARLED* off my bike!
person2: ew dude, dont do that anymore... next thing you know it, youll be CARLING* off a mountain!

by iLyck2cArL March 19, 2009

Carl Jayson

A person who you can describe as shy & very quiet. Those two words are the common words used to describe him. Although his real personality is completely the opposite. Once you get to know him, a sweet, romantic, gentleman is hiding behind his mysterious eyes. He may not be the boy-next-door type but he's got the attraction by words. He's not great at letting out his feelings but only a special someone can bring out the best in him. He is great and someone a girl would want to have.

"Who's that boy she's dating?"
"That's Carl Jayson, his eyes are hot af!"

by Pseudonym0912 June 09, 2021

Fate/Carl

Some mf that always wins ratios and deserves to be loved fr

Look guys its Fate/Carl! Tell him he's an amazing person

by Miguelffrfr January 20, 2022