zoot cannon

An individual who is extraordinary zooted at all times of the day.

Person 1:“Damn, Dale’s been a real zoot cannon lately”
Person 2:”Yeah, he’s been playing Modern Warfare for 2 days straight.”

by B-Lee the Beta December 8, 2019

Cause Cannon

A wearisome, vacuous windbag that takes any opportunity to spout Guardian-esque pinko rhetoric in relation to any left-wing hobby-horse as if they were an authority that cannot be challenged or questioned.

"That twerp Tarquin's mouth sewer was firing out the Mayor's tripe about air quality in the pub again last night as if it's not a smoke screen for more stealth taxation. What a total Cause Cannon."

by LastRealist August 29, 2023

Clit Cannon

Vagina.

The baby was so overdue, that it shot out if her clit cannon

Credit: Luke Carter

by Lukita lu lu September 9, 2022

cannon

Ancestor and precursor of the artillery gun. A cannon fires stone cannon balls, while an artillery gun fires artillery shells.

Fire the cannon!

by Cyan_on_the_dictionary February 24, 2022

Cannon C

Literal definition of an Irish Cuck. Accept the truth,buddy.

"Cannon C is a literal Cuck wtf"
"Yes I am mommy uwu"

by Joy Sussy May 31, 2021

Hand-cannon

Any 24 ounce beer or malt liquor that is on ice in the coolers when you enter a gas station or sold at professional sports stadiums

“Schuster had 7 hand-cannons during the Astros game last night, bro was loaded.”

by WhoaHeath June 12, 2018

Curry Cannons

When an Indian girl has massive titties.

That exchange student has massive curry cannons.

by serbiantittylover May 23, 2025