california roll 

Strictly white people's type of sushi. This, by NO means, is a real type of sushi which features rice INSIDE the seaweed.

real sushi is rolled inside the seaweed, unlike he california roll.

california roll by KRHimself March 9, 2005

california fire hose 

when hot sause is inserted into a girls vagina. When she screams it burns, you then begin to urinate into the vagina, to help the burn from the hot sause

GUY 1 - dude, i gave that girl a california fire hose.
GUY 2 - righto!

california fire hose by the fire man July 20, 2009

California Fappers 

A person who is turned on and then masturbates to the California Gurls music video.

Friend 1 Its so strange... a lot of my friends are California Fappers and I don't understand what turns them on to this horrible music and crappy video..
Friend 2 -starring at computer watching Katy Perry-

fap fap fap

California Fappers by thismusicisshit1289 September 3, 2010

California Tortilla 

A chain of epic Tex-Mex restaurants on the East Coast notorious for having excessive amounts of lewdly named hot sauce, handing out free Pop-Tarts, putting the words "Darn Tasty!" in front of menu items, and shouting "Yee-Ha!"

A perfect match for anyone who loves somewhere wacky, somewhere fun, and somewhere with (yup, I'm gonna say it) Darn Tasty Food.

Have you been to the restaurant California Tortilla? Instead of a bell to ring for service they have a squirt gun.

California Tortilla by SoundVsVision January 16, 2011

california fudge slide 

when a woman shits on a guys dick and then he bangs her with it .

Yo mikey really gave that hootchie a california fudge slide at the party last night.

california fudge slide by kIDFuNkyFRieD April 4, 2011

california brown cow 

The act of forcing a turd from your butthole. Often involves grunting due to the fight to push out the feces. Similar to trying to move a literal cow, California Brown Cow is large and stubborn

-Dude what was all that grunting in there?
-Had a stubborn California Brown Cow that just didn't want to leave pasture

california brown cow by cdm0048 August 28, 2013

california klondike 

The act of eating a klondike bar while getting tag teamed by two male prostitutes.

"Hey Trevor, how was your trip?

"pretty good, went to the beach and had a couple California klondikes"

california klondike by Auti111 May 3, 2014