Snowball the Elf was “The New York Christmas Thot”
And this year the boys in Greenwich knew what they would want.
After a long day of work he went to change,
Only to look around to see all the other men in range.
When he and a crushie where surrounded by a party eight
Three elves and five Santa’s where standing in wait.
When his crushie had seen this, he had become quite shocked.
His soul had become dark like coal and his world was quite rocked.
Feeling sadness and despair; feeling tossed through the muck
Snowball’s crushie, Crumpet, was feeling quite cucked.
And while the eight where followed by Snowball into Santa’s Workshop
Crumpet went home crying on the Metro subway stop.
And this year the boys in Greenwich knew what they would want.
After a long day of work he went to change,
Only to look around to see all the other men in range.
When he and a crushie where surrounded by a party eight
Three elves and five Santa’s where standing in wait.
When his crushie had seen this, he had become quite shocked.
His soul had become dark like coal and his world was quite rocked.
Feeling sadness and despair; feeling tossed through the muck
Snowball’s crushie, Crumpet, was feeling quite cucked.
And while the eight where followed by Snowball into Santa’s Workshop
Crumpet went home crying on the Metro subway stop.
by xenokriin January 5, 2021
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This is an expression of dominance and humiliation over the cuckold.
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Ex2.
Bull- "Hey pathetic cuck, we made you your favorite dessert. Cuck Beer Float."
Cuck- "Oh yay, thank you wife and bull! Can I stay up past 9pm tonight?"
Bull- "Only if you drink seconds!"
Ex2.
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Cuck- "Oh yay, thank you wife and bull! Can I stay up past 9pm tonight?"
Bull- "Only if you drink seconds!"
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