Dildo Cream

A cream used to make a dildo slide smoother into a females vagina.

Your dildo is pretty dry try my dildo cream.

by Johnson von Penervargen. July 11, 2008

Ice Cream

it refers to a woman's beaver

in the song ice cream by JS, it gives it away:

"Taste my ice cream"

by michele December 25, 2004

Boston Cream

When a guy shoots out a load of cum when he is ejaculating or having sex in Boston

Also known as a doughnut.

(In a hotel room in Boston)
Man: Ohh baby i'm gonna cum!

Woman: Give me that Boston Cream!

by tittyfuck69 May 08, 2009

cream fingers

When one is wiping their ass and their finger break through the toilet paper and go in the ass hole

Brett was wiping his ass and finger tore through the toilet paper and had cream fingers

by Creammaster123 December 21, 2016

cream pup

When you cum on your dog

Oops that's a cream pup

by 1101001011001 March 17, 2017

Fustard cream

Take a custard cream and a bit of fudge, place the fudge on the custard cream and eat.

Do you want a fustard cream?

by Bob the friendly alligator ghost April 19, 2007

Vagisil Cream

It's an ointment for dudes who are acting like bitches!

Raffy - "Matt stop being all angry and shit"
Matt - "You know what bro I'm going to cry about it"
Raffy - "Matt get the Vagisil cream in the the top left drawer and stop crying like a bitch"

by That Raffy Taffy August 02, 2015