couch

were you sit with your girl friend and go "oo oooo ooooooo unt ooo"
Boy: do you want to go sit on the couch!
Girl: fuck yes!
by yourdadisnotcoolsooof October 05, 2020
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Couch

The most comfy thing you could buy.
“This couch is so comfy!!”
by DoggyDiggy April 24, 2022
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Couch

The best thing you could sit on
Aw man! I really need to sit on the couch, bro!”
by DoggyDiggy April 24, 2022
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Couch Drumming

When one person is lying on their stomach on a sofa and another person starts smacking their ass-cheeks like bongo drums.
I was watching tv when Tyler snuck up and starting couch drumming me.
by Urbanymous February 18, 2020
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couch-loft

In a place, i.e. a dorm room, where space is very limited, and the only available section of the room that is available to put a couch, is where a bed would normally reside. not recommended for large heavy couches, or a place to perform sexual acts. also discouraged, is the use of alcoholic beverages before the use of a couch-loft.
I was totally rocking it on my couch-loft, watching a movie.
by bmcasler March 17, 2010
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Double Couch

A couch, stacked on top of a couch with cup holders and even a mini refrigerator.
Jeff : *sitting on the top of the double couch* *takes a sip of the soda and sets it back into the cup holder* *takes a jar of pickles out of the mini refrigerator*

Basically.
by Taco_Guru May 16, 2014
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couch cunts

the cunts who sit on a couch at a party jealously talking about the pretty girls who are actually having fun.
"i wish i didn't have to walk past those couch cunts to get a drink."
by weliketopartyy November 18, 2011
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