When it is so cold out side, your penis shrinks to the state that only the head is visible. The head and the mane of pubic hair then resemble a lion instead if the usually anaconda you see.
by thewiseguy97 January 18, 2014
That inexplainable runny nose, sore throat, and grogginess you have for a couple days after hitting the frats too hard.
by NMUfella October 10, 2021
by rmme56 October 27, 2017
The cold bat is when one wakes up at 4 am in the morning and takes off all of their clothes (assuming that they do not sleep naked) then walks over to the bathroom to stroke their penis until it is erect, then proceeds to slap their penis onto the cold surface of the toilet.
by ObamaPear April 24, 2020
Cold Topic is a a place you go if you are cool. The store offers the finest outfits one can dream of and no matter what you pick, you will be different. Unlike Hot Topic, Cold Topic can turn any "Conformist" into a "Boss" or a "Cold Motha Fucka", confirming you to be liked by everyone, for the right price. If the price is too much, you can work at Cold Topic and get everything for a discount without being some pearced dweeb.
Dude: I saw this person with an Invader Zim shirt and they looked like a total dweeb!
Thug: Yhea man, they shop at Hot Topic, a place for fake rebels.
Dude: Dam, where do I shop then brah?
Thug: You need to shop at Cold Topic.
Thug: If you can pay the price, you can get the best of the best swagger yo.
Thug: Yhea man, they shop at Hot Topic, a place for fake rebels.
Dude: Dam, where do I shop then brah?
Thug: You need to shop at Cold Topic.
Thug: If you can pay the price, you can get the best of the best swagger yo.
by Quinnfinity August 05, 2022
by trendsetta420 June 19, 2017