The act of receiving a blowjob while taking a shit, if done perfectly, and the male cums and shits at the same time, they will die
by BurntGooner September 26, 2025
Get the Blumpkinmug. Just like a regular blumpkin ( guy gets a blowjob while on the toilet ) but the guy is watching Shrek 2.
Justin got a Smutt Blumpkin in his house back in 2016 at the point in the movie where Donkey gets his courage
by Untoucha-ball December 3, 2023
Get the SMUTT BLUMPKINmug. Where the man takes many laxatives and shit in her mouth. Now as you are letting out the rest of the shit on the toilet she keeps the shit in her mouth and gives you a traditional blowjob on the toilet.
by anonymous July 22, 2024
Get the Spicy Blumpkinmug. by LocalSalamander69 June 12, 2020
Get the Blumpkinmug. Patricia was feeling frisky after giving Mac a blumpkin, so she proceeded to give him a brown blumpkin.
by djlake99 October 28, 2023
Get the Brown Blumpkinmug. A gender-neutral term for the act of giving oral sex to a person who is defecating. Contrary to popular belief, blumpkins are not unique to blowjobs: as humanity progresses, our definitions so too must evolve to encapsulate the diversity of grotesque and beautiful sex acts of the wild modern world.
"She braced one leg on the wall, just above the roll of Charmin, and let a long brown roll slide from her backside as he twirled his tongue betwixt the salmon-pink folds of her frontside in a blumpkin that could only be described as socially progressive."
"I caressed his erect phallus and kneeled for a blumpkin, as the remains of his dinner were violently ejected into the porcelain bowl."
"I caressed his erect phallus and kneeled for a blumpkin, as the remains of his dinner were violently ejected into the porcelain bowl."
by thefutureliberalswant April 27, 2021
Get the Blumpkinmug. This requires 3 people. The first person is laying on the floor of a porta potty with porta potty juices in their mouth. The second person poops in the first person's mouth while receiving a blowjob from the third person. The poop splashes on the first persons face. The third person also pukes on the second person's penis. Either the second or third person smears the poop on the first person's face like football facepaint.
by SkibidiLomas May 1, 2024
Get the Super Duper Mega Bowl Volcano Blue Bearded Blumpkinmug.