Popped balloon head

A person with a head so disshaped it resembles that of a popped balloon.
Ere Hoiker, who’s doing the see-off on that jet?”

Hoik-hoik “popped balloon heads going out in ten mins to do it and turn that fuel into freedom” hoik-hoik-nod-nod
by Jizzy G-Dogg November 05, 2018
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balloon tears

1. a fat, crying kid.

2. the condensed air on the surface of a balloon.
1. I'm glad no one here is balloon tears.
2. The balloon is so cold that balloon tears formed on it!
by Useless Man June 14, 2023
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balloon goon

A typical annoying prick who thinks he’s cool but has never realised the size and shape of his stupid bearded head. If I drew a beard on a balloon it would like him.
I was working with that balloon goon again today, his massive head kept obstructing my view and his chat was worse than someone who works in I.T.
by Skussgoffaguss May 30, 2021
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man balloon

a man balloon is another name for a condom
he left his man balloon laying in the middle of the floor
by edgyeddy1405 November 04, 2021
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Saudi Arabian balloon animal

Saudi Arabian balloon animal- when a man has his penis tip glued shut and the woman chops down on both sides of the penis after the man attempted to ejaculate causing the penis to explode like a balloon animal.
I cheated on my girlfriend so while I was sleeping she gave me the Saudi Arabian balloon animal treatment.
by The Saudi price June 29, 2021
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Bovarian Balloon

This is the act of jizzing inside of a condom during sexual intercourse, pulling out, blowing up the condom like a balloon (with the cum still inside of the condom) and popping it in front of the girl's face
Man 1: Yo! I heard about what you did last night! Did you really give that chick a Bovarian Balloon?!
Man 2: You heard right, dawg! Jizz went everywhere. So much better than a facial.
by All Hail King Mathyall December 18, 2014
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