by JJJaiLLujann June 7, 2018
Get the Balloon holdermug. The act of filling a water balloon with piss and jizz instead of water, and launching it at your homies during a water balloon fight
by Field Marshal Jizzatron January 6, 2024
Get the Golden Water Balloonmug. Lukas: "Yeah bro, my girlfriend and I just tried ballooning last night and it was so hot!"
Jonathan: "nice."
Jonathan: "nice."
by mommyballoon22 December 6, 2023
Get the Ballooningmug. After exacting a quarter roll (either glueing or rubber banding your foreskin as to not allow fluid to pass) , you piss or ejaculate into your closed off foreskin to create a balloon-like feature
by Savag3 af January 26, 2018
Get the quarter ballooningmug. An action in which one gently places his or her lips around a man’s penis tip, gorilla suctions on and literally starts blowing him and twisting until his dick takes form of a balloon puppy.
by dickwitcha June 19, 2022
Get the The forbidden balloon puppymug. Blowing a raspberry on the vagina during 69
by Dionyssious April 22, 2019
Get the Hot Air Balloonmug. Similar to the dog years to human years scale, there is a scale that coverts the time someone has owned a balloon dog to human years.
The scale is add a zero for every month owned, and that's the age of your balloon dog.
Example scale:
1 month = 10 human years
2 months = 20 human years
3 months = 30 human years
Etc.
There is no difference in the scale between small, medium or large dogs.
The scale is add a zero for every month owned, and that's the age of your balloon dog.
Example scale:
1 month = 10 human years
2 months = 20 human years
3 months = 30 human years
Etc.
There is no difference in the scale between small, medium or large dogs.
Person 1: Aw, your balloon dog is so cute. What's his name and how old is he?
Person 2: Thanks. His name is Mello and he's 1 month old today.
Person 1: Wow. So he would be 10 if we use the balloon dog years scale . Happy birthday mello!
Person 2: Thanks. His name is Mello and he's 1 month old today.
Person 1: Wow. So he would be 10 if we use the balloon dog years scale . Happy birthday mello!
by PointedShrimpp January 29, 2017
Get the Balloon Dog Years scalemug.