Attack helicopter

Attack helicopter is a gender you use when you're not funny and you dont understand what gender is.

Bigot 1: i IdEnTiFy As A AtTaCk HeLiCoPtEr xdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxddxdxd you may laugh now, i said funni please i need internet points to reasure that im funny, that trans people bad, two genders xdxdxd, guys please give gold i need it

Bigot 2: OMG so funni xdxdxdxdxdxd, gilded

Normal person: One Joke...

by linkdeadjr March 7, 2020

fart attack

When you fart more than 5 times in a row and keep going.

Jim: Dude, i just had a fart attack in the bathroom

John: No wonder it smells

by wildboy500 March 3, 2010

spaz attack

a attack when you get consernd about everything
that just happend. when you get very anoyed

don't have a spaz attack man

by spazy May 13, 2006

massive attack

White man music with black man groove.

Toy like people: "What the hell's a massive attack?"
Boy like people: "Aw mon, it's da white mon's music mon, with da black man groove.. mon.."

by who? August 18, 2004

surprise attack

When you are banging a chick, usually missionary, and ask for doggy. You suddenly put it in the girls butt as a surprise attack. You can either continue with the cowboy and make her TAP OUT or just make her TAP OUT

The definition should be suffice...try it fellas the ass is a tasty treat. Force the surprise attack...it's fun

by bjdr2001 September 7, 2006

Zack Attack

A person who, despite his best attempts, cannot and will not ever make a funny joke. A "Zack Attack" is also known to eat gefilte fish, tuna, and matzah brie, and the like, as well as the occasional Burger King

Look at that Zack Attack over there, spouting bad jokes and eating pickled herring in the Burger King

by Big Meetch November 29, 2012

Crack Attacked

When one's pants fall down due to a sudden motion which in turn exposes part of their buttocks and or the crack of their buttocks.

Clara: Alyssa just got up from her seat and totally crack attacked me!

Becca: Oh man, she's always doing that. You have to be careful when you sit behind her.

by Lisser Lou March 13, 2010