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Alyssa's hotpocket

The purposeful act of shutting your own asshole with glue (the stickier the better). Then proceeding to gorge oneself on spicy ethnic food. Resulting in the ruptured of ones colon.
I'm so tired of life right now, so I gave myself an Alyssa's hotpocket
by Axe wound diver February 1, 2025
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Alyssa

alyssa is the sweetest girl you’ll meet. she is fiercely loyal to her friends and will always be there to talk or go on a night car ride and blast music. alyssa is always a good time and everyone loves her vibe. alyssa is very beautiful and is constantly rejecting boys.
Me:yeah alyssa is coming over
you: omg i love alyssa she’s so hot
by honest_girl March 21, 2022
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alyssa thomas

Alyssa (babygirllysss) Thomas is a widely famous scientist from London. She is always showing off her tan and is a very academic girl. Sometimes Alyssa can be rather rude and mean to one of her rivals Izzy Garraway. But she’s an amazing girl!!
Wow I just saw Alyssa Thomas on Stephanie Jaynes YouTube channel! She is a scientist.
by Angryabby April 21, 2019
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alyssa wilcox

a short, beautiful, funny, and supportive girl. it’s near impossible not to love her, and it’s for sure that lots of guys chase after her. although she may be quite in class, she opens up to her friends and treats them like her family. she knows just how to handle every emotion and is an absolutely amazing person.
dude 1: bro who’s that hottie?
dude 2: oh that’s an alyssa wilcox in its natural habitat.
dude 1: 🤭
by vbbabe March 27, 2019
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Alyssa Gem

A kind yet stubborn girl. She is one of a kind. She always think of others first and prioritizes in helping. She lacks confidence despite her awesomeness and curvaceous body. She loves small things given to her. A keeper and deserves to be kept for being loyal when in a relationship Has so many friends who take advantage of her kindness but she doesn't care. All that matters to her is that she loves them despite of making her a friend of convenience. Always laughs and lights up the mood of everyone. Witty and smart, often helps her classmates at school. Rarely seen to be mad but is scary when she is. Her biggest weakness is the death of her loved ones. Loves music, arts and dogs. Has a gregarious and high-pitched laugh.
Have you heard of our class governor, Alyssa Gem? She's great! And I would love to vote her again for the next school year!

Alyssa Gem's a keeper, you're dumb if you let her go.
by Arrhaesia November 23, 2021
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Alyssa

People named Alyssa are the fattest skets you have ever met, if you are friends with someone called Alyssa you should just leave them or absolutely batter them they think they are really fit but are just bare clapped
Boy1: is your friends name Alyssa

Boy2: yeh why
Boy1: don’t worry about it just leave her
by SKENG 4792 November 12, 2019
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Alyssa

Alyssa is hilarious. Head game is strong af . Watch out because she might offer you a buzzball!
Alyssa came over with a bunch of buzzballz in her backpack
by chugsumballz November 23, 2021
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