African Melon Mash

The African melon mash is a ritual where 150 men all take turns procreating with a watermelon that has a hole cut out and inserting there semen into it. After the ritual is complete the weakest boy of the village will eat this melon for strength and good health.
Chief it’s almost time for Timmy’s yearly African Melon Mash!
by GoingGutless June 09, 2021
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African Tunnel Monkey

A thin black penis completely surrounded by a frizzly mane of pubic hair. The penis is usually unfindable except be its' owner, who frequently keeps it tucked near his nut sack so he can find it easily. Although the African Tunnel Monkey is not a measure of dick size, it is uncommon to find a normal sized lingum engulfed in pubic hair.
Last night I was looking to get my twat stuffed by this new guy, but when he pulled down his pants all I could see was this African Tunnel Monkey... so I friend-zoned him.
by dr. abel September 10, 2013
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african blindfold

When with a woman that has large hoop earrings, you stick your dick through one of the earrings, across her face, and through the other earring, blinding her with your penis.
Last night my buddy from Kenya said he gave his girl an African blindfold.
by Bigpotofgumbo May 30, 2023
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ESSEC-African

Noun. A student, faculty member, or entity affiliated with ESSEC Business School in (Sidi) Bouknadel, Sale Province.

Adjective. Related to the African campus of ESSEC, its students, activities, or initiatives.
She’s a rock, an ESSEC-African—just landed her first internship at L’Oréal.
by essecafrican February 19, 2025
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King's African Rifles

The King's African Rifles (KAR), were a European colonial force who sought to exterminate Dhulbahante, during Darawiish era
she opposed King's African Rifles (KAR)
by khatumo November 02, 2020
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African Rhino

A lesbian Sex position where one straps a dildo to their nose, the proceeds to chase the other around a track and if they get caught, they get fucked.
Hey, want to go for a game of African Rhino
by TheGodApollo July 22, 2022
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African Rainbow

n Getting gang-banged by African Americans of different shades of African(from light-skinned to dark chocolate)
"I heard you went to an African Rainbow?"
"Yeah, the caramel was my personal favorite!"
by PotatoSoup69 September 11, 2023
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