A guy who scopes out lonely, traumatized and vulnerable women and promises to love them forever and moves out of his house and tells said woman that he loves her every day and then after 6 months just changes his mind with no remorse. He is also a lying SOB.
by Picklejuice2013 April 29, 2013
That guy who takes the biggest slice of cake at an office party, leaving the remaining 30 people to fight over scraps.
Employee 1: That intern took 1/3 of Jenny's birthday cake, and he doesn't even know her.
Employee 2: Yeah, he's a total cake asshole.
Employee 2: Yeah, he's a total cake asshole.
by csharpdev July 12, 2012
The wireless earpiece that businessmen leave in their ears (to show everyone how important they are) because they have to be always ready to answer that oh, so important next call that's about to come in.
by JustaBitch March 04, 2009
by adonisvonwhiskysnob January 20, 2019
A result from eating popcorn the day before. The skin of corn kernels will not digest. When making popcorn, the kernel skin hardens and passes through the digestive track. Without thorough and proper cleaning, this can result in an unpleasant pain.
Worker #1 - Whats with Bob? He keeps picking his ass...
Worker #2 - He caught itchy asshole. I told him to stay away from all that popcorn.
Worker #2 - He caught itchy asshole. I told him to stay away from all that popcorn.
by UnderFire September 11, 2012
Someone who makes a living by being an asshole. Often used to refer to cable news or talk radio political commentators whose primary objective is to say the most outrageous, off the wall, inflammatory things about their political opponents or their supporters
Rush Limbaugh has made a career out of being a professional asshole.
Stephen Colbert is not a professional asshole, but he plays one on TV.
Stephen Colbert is not a professional asshole, but he plays one on TV.
by wayward2 January 25, 2008
A person containing personality traits similar to a douche bag, homo, and/or a bafufnick. These genuine asshole's usual dwell around rich, snobby towns such as, Glastonbury CT. One of the most well known "genuine asshole's is Andrew Hasset, who currently lives in Glastonbury. These, "genuine asshole's", are very dangerous and will verbally attack anyone that they see. GA can also be used for the word, "genuine asshole".
guy: hey man, could you tell me how to get to the nearest gas station?
andrew hasset: wtf man. Get the fuck away from me before i call the cops.
guy:dude i just need some directions, you dont have to be such a genuine asshole about it.
andrew hasset: wtf man. Get the fuck away from me before i call the cops.
guy:dude i just need some directions, you dont have to be such a genuine asshole about it.
by GA hater February 19, 2009