A slang word used to refer to a condom. Usually refers to a condom which is a complete spoof or is ridiculously short. Can be found in cheap thrift stores around China and in your uncle's sock drawer.
Fuckboy 1: Hey bro, I pegged this girl I met in a bar last night in the ass. It was the most wonderful anal sex I've ever had.
Fuckboy 2: Man, I got drunk and did the same to some random bitch off the street. It turns out, I got a banana hat instead of an actual working condom. Now she's fucking preganant.
Fuckboy 1: That's why you always go anal. No banana hats to worry about.
Fuckboy 2: Man, I got drunk and did the same to some random bitch off the street. It turns out, I got a banana hat instead of an actual working condom. Now she's fucking preganant.
Fuckboy 1: That's why you always go anal. No banana hats to worry about.
by GoingInDry August 15, 2019
by One arm Joe March 15, 2007
A phrase utilized in the Southern United States to denote absolute mental frustration beyond all known parameters.
by sweetie2u July 13, 2011
meaning, beyond insane. could also be used to describe something that was effin' hilarious. another way to say, "dude that was wickedd sick"
hahah, that was kuku-bananas! oh my lantaa
by nanacabana July 27, 2009
The term used to describe a person with leg muscle in the front (quadriceps) and none in the back (hamstrings). The legs lack curves appearing unshapely and similar to the shape of a banana.
She wouldn't have banana legs if she strength-trained her hamstrings.
by 1cubby1 July 15, 2011
A special "treat" offered to a diamond-hoarding cougar by a common Home-Depot worker (or any other garden outlet). After recieving the "banana plant" you'll go home with an awkward itch....
"Can I offer you a banana plant ma'am?"
"NO... that's disgusting!"
"Girl, you just got banana planted at Home-Depot!"
"NO... that's disgusting!"
"Girl, you just got banana planted at Home-Depot!"
by JCBluvsfruit July 28, 2009
a term used against JJ's for them to figure out. There is actually a real meaning behind this term, but it is difficult to find.
Girl: "Hey JJ, does she have banana slices?"
JJ: "No, whats that?"
Girl: "You dont know what banana slices are? LOL!"
JJ: "No, whats that?"
Girl: "You dont know what banana slices are? LOL!"
by fafjknakfnldka April 29, 2011