Windows Vista

The operating system by Microsoft Corporation that was the successor to Windows XP released in 2007 that had a bad reputation.

I will upgrade from Windows XP to Windows Vista.

by JannRickles March 15, 2021

Windows Vista

A gift that was from the gods Microsoft. Windows Vista was the best OS.

Windows 7: Why can’t I be cool like my older bro Windows Vista? :(

by NUBBYNUB December 15, 2018

wiggle window

Another word for boob or cleavage window, a cutout at the center of a top that reveals the cleavage. Comes from the idea of sticking your hand through the opening and wiggling the boobs.

Alex: My new maid outfit just arrived!!
Emily: OMG! The one with the wiggle window?
Alex: Yes, it's great

by Botty Wotty June 29, 2021

tuck in the window

Close the curtains or shut the blinds.

Her: Can you tuck in the window?
Him: Goodnight outside. Goodnight window. *closes curtains*

by Eloraborealis January 22, 2023

Window slut

A person who always talks and sends photos but never does any action. A tease to the next level

Chris over there is a window slut, he's worse than a tease.

by Teejaesquared July 15, 2017

Window "E"

Back when you had to take your self to the unemployment office in order to file for unemployment the help desk would send you to window "E"

Mike got fired again so he back at window "E"!

by Babyslow July 23, 2021

Windows ME

Windows ME - a ridiculous example of how bad Microsoft operating systems can be. Windows ME (or Windows Mistake Edition if you know what I'm saying) had started development in 1999 while Windows NT 5.0 (known as Windows 2000 in its final release) was being developed for professional use. Windows ME was meant to be for home use and it was basically an upgrade to Windows 98. It was also the last operating system to be ran on top of MS-DOS (which made no sense because even though Windows NT existed, why would Microsoft want to make a 32-bit operating system on top of a 16-bit kernel?). It was also rushed - good job Microsoft. (You didn't only rush this OS so good job!) Due to how rushed it was, it had performance issues and driver support showed vulnerabilities. (Some builds of ME fucking blue screened when shutting down in safe mode - how amazing.) . Programs also ran on a single string of memory, meaning if one program crashed, every other program would crash too.

In 2000:

Person 1: "Hey, why are you using Windows 2000 at your house even though it's for professional use?"
Person 2: "Windows ME just doesn't support hardware that Windows 2000 does and it's shit. When I tried Windows ME at another place it just blue screened like every second.")
Person 1: "Understandable."

by mrfunnylaughs February 17, 2020