Tits (a stoner poem)

Play with my tits u little shit,
Fuck me in the ass and pay me cash
Let's go smoke from my stash
Higher than a kite
Smoking too much weed
Bro, I gotta fucking pee 😂

Me: "If u get high then make use out of it and have fun"

Me: "enjoy the poem, tits (a stoner poem)" 😂😂
"I'm too sober for this rn"

by Tits (a stoner poem) December 14, 2021

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joey stoner

One of those neandretholic, tiny penis, scrotum licking, weed smoking, vape god plebs that can catch me outside.

Oh did you hear about that kid that ate gum off the ceiling?

ugh yea hes a total joey stoner

by MaxDude8902 June 07, 2017

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stoner forest

when someone has a bunch of black ice air fresheners hanging from their rearview, it’s known as stoner forest. usually to cover up the smell of weed

look at all the little trees that dude has in his car! he must be in stoner forest

12 pulled me over because i had stoner forest in my car

by hardcøre.freakkk April 15, 2021

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summer stoner

When a person, typically a college student, or a twenty something, who smokes marijuana mainly during the summer break and much less/none during the Fall and Winter semesters.

Dealer: "I'll be on campus for all of fall semester, so hmu if you need any."
Buyer: "It's all good; I'm a summer stoner."

by sidetoside July 29, 2017

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skeezy stoner

a term in which to describe someone with an overwhelming need for instant gratification, which can only be filled by a good amount of THC intake (preferably via blunt, or bowl.) Symptoms of a 'skeezy stoner' include 1: Constantly asking if you have five on it, while never actually having five of it him or herself. 2: Never asking to hit it (as in 'always assumes he or she can hit it'.)

Look at that Sean kid. He's such a skeezy stoner. "What do we want him to do?! DIE SAD!!!"

by suckleonmuhteet May 08, 2009

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