Huge stoner

Michael Heath

Man, that Michael Heath kid smokes so much fuckin weed! What a huge stoner.

by civiccycle47 July 19, 2016

Elevator Stoner

Middle schoolers or college freshmen who congregate in parking ramp elevators to get high in an apparent attempt to evade police and authority figures.

Parking is always free here after 9pm, though it does tend to smell of elevator stoners....

by Satans Lapdog September 4, 2016

Stoner bag

A stoner bag is a bag full of munchies, weed, bowls, lighters, and anything else a stoner needs.

"Hey man, is that a stoner bag you got?"
"Yeah dude! I got lots of munchies and weed in it"

by Violet Jones November 2, 2016

Stoner Stew

A conglomerated pile of random leftovers that are microwaved in a bowl to form an easy yet elaborate meal. Usually includes cheese, bacon bits, and various spices added to taste.

"Dude, I'm getting the munchies hard."
"Go check the fridge. Should be some mashed potatoes, mac n' cheese, corn, and gravy you could throw into a bowl of stoner stew."

by ReggaeOtter December 6, 2016

jeremy stoner

A good man he is awesome

I was a Jeremy Stoner today

by 👾bob is here👾 December 10, 2016

stoner ears

When you are stoned and you can hear people from far away.

Last night, I could here the people from the other end of the building with my stoner ears.

by StonedLife October 28, 2015

Stoner

Stoner is someone who packs a bowl, lights it, smokes it, then gets online and looks up the definition of the word stoner on a funny website. Then decides to add their own meaning as well, laughing hard af the entire time thinking “this shit actually relates to me”.

You, you are a stoner

by It’s okay I’m stoned too November 30, 2019