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turd driver

Person a: where is your turd driver
Person b : what
Person a: plunger A PLUNGER
by Binickle May 24, 2016
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bus driver

its the girlfriend that doesnt let her boyfriend out of her sight, makes his decisions, and has his balls in a jar above her desk, thus she's driving HIS bus
Man remember when dustin could come hang out whenever he wanted? his girlfriend is a real bus driver!
by shallowthoughtsby AB March 4, 2009
mugGet the bus drivermug.

Shitty Bus Driver

Someone who is a terrible driver. For example, speeding, going off the road constantly, and paying more attention to whats happening inside the car than what is happening outside.
"Damn, Yolanda is a shitty bus driver."
by JehovahsWitness May 17, 2015
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Drivers knee

Drivers knee is common among truckers and delivery drivers it occurs when one’s knee has extra pressure in it causing the knee to hurt from pressing the gas for too long at a sitting angle the best way to get rid of the pressure is by spraying cum into as truckers call it a lot lizard or as delivery drivers call it a street whores twat
I have a bad case of drivers knee
by Hankhill69 October 24, 2022
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Doing the bus driver

Smoking a joint (or even cigarette) without tapping the ash off it, resulting in a stick of ash in the smokers hand.

Orginated from bus drivers on their cigarette break, who for lack of time can often be seen smoking a whole cigarette without ashing once.
Guy 1: *passes a joint after smoking half of it without tapping the ash off*
Guy 2: Are you a bus driver dude?

Yesterday someone was doing the bus driver to me, i'm never smoking with that guy again!
by TreesDontBark May 3, 2018
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ghost driver

a very sexy person from america (ghost driver#8831)
by ke2wlll April 11, 2022
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landcruiser driver

Generally think they are superior to all others because they drive what is ment to be the greatest 4x4 on the planet. What they fail to realise they have paid up to 10 times more than any other 4x4 owners. They have more money than brains and can also be described as (mongies).
They find comfort in belittling others such as patrol pajero landrover and jeep owners ( last one is understandable) to help them justify the amount of money they have spent. But they still get bogged!
Wow. Cant believe they spent that much when you can get one for quater of the price to do the same job and then brag...
What a landcruiser driver.
by jimmy the mongie February 1, 2018
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