SIMP

Another name for ONLYUSEmeBLADE aka Brian Rizzo. He got that name because he pursues whales and pays them money and sends them dick picks even though they have boyfriends and shit themselves.

Looks like SIMP on the phone again doing a paypal

by Yoooodawg February 24, 2020

Simp

To spend excessive time with a girl that will never love you.

Someone who’s in denial, excessively persistent over someone who’s not worth it

Person 1-That girl is not worth your energy,

Bart- It’s not like that
Person 1- you will catch feelings
Bart- No I won’t

Person 1- Don’t be a simp

by Spaiid June 4, 2020

Simp

Anybody who doesn’t play ark or do what Tyler the prophet says or disagrees with him Tyler owns all rights of the word “simp” and is a king

Nick is such a simp for not taking online classes seriously

by Kingofthesimos March 23, 2020

Simp

When a guy is getting pussy whipped.
also what every fucking 10 year old says.

Bitch 1: " Hey look at that guy standing up for the girl getting beat up"
Bitch 2: Ik what a simp lol

by simpguy May 19, 2020

Simp

a kid named mason

Yo you see that simp?

Yeah just call him mason

by carbonero89 August 18, 2020

Simp

That nigga Eric

That nigga Eric is a simp ass nigga.

by I fucked your mom 69 October 13, 2019

Simp

Hoes b4 Bros.
Likes lots of people in short period of time.
Tries too hard and gets friend zoned.

Pat: I like this chick
Us: who
Pat: Olivia
Us: nice
Pat: *asks out greta for second time*
*gets friendzoned again*
Calls friends dickheads for calling him a simp

by Lolthisisfunny35 June 29, 2020